Jill Pantozzi

@jillpantozzi

Content manager, editor, writer, ex-radio DJ. Former editor of io9 @ Gizmodo and The Mary Sue. The one and only "The Nerdy Bird!" She/her ♿💙💜💖

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Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· 4d

I don't have a job but at least we have this.

Screenshot from a google search for Tears of the Kindom DLC says:

ScreenRant
https://screenrant.com
Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom DLC Officially Arrives Next Month
5 days ago — There is no DLC for Tears of the Kingdom in development, and nobody has announced anything "official" anywhere, let alone for...

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· 12d

Welp. youtu.be/HP0BWBWn14I?...

A wintery shot from the Wicker trailer that shows a review quote from Next Best Picture. It reads: A vulgar, horny and unexpectedly heartwarming fable."

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· 24d

Found out my internet pal (and NJ'er), James Hannon, has passed away. He was a wonderful soul who did a ton for charity. The world is a lesser place without him in it. Do yourself a favor and check out some of his work, like his book "Anatomy of a Cosplayer." www.jameshannon.com/anatomy-of-a...

Amber, myself, and James, all in cosplay at Comic Fusion's Superhero Weekend.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Jul 1

me putting on sunscreen vs. me taking it off

Mackenzie Brooke Smith's Catherine in Silence of the Lambs. She's crying while holding a bottle of lotion.

Ethan Hawk's Vincent in Gattaca. He's scraping off all his dead skin cells.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Jul 1

I just found out...that some men have been GOING UNDER ANESTHESIA....to GET TATTOED.

4 images of Chris Evans laughing progressively harder

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Jun 26

A delightful night out in Brooklyn at Love and Legends books! (Definitely go check it out—fantasy, sci-fi, TTRPG!) @mcflycahill90.bsky.social celebrated the release of @jedediahberry.bsky.social's new novella, "Kill All Wizards." www.instagram.com/p/DaEINlAH2F...

A wide shot of Love and Legends bookshop in Brooklyn. It has walls and shelves painted deep green, full shelves on the left side, a circular table in the middle, and stickers, pins, and cards displayed on the right.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Jun 23

I put my Interview rewatch on hold because I was so bummed about not going to the concert 😔 so I'm not caught up on The Vampire Lestat. BUT I made a playlist, some songs by the show band, some QotD, but mostly stuff that reminded me of Lestat Behavior 😂 Enjoy! music.amazon.com/user-playlis...

Sam Reid in an interview saying "I was really into Dracula as a kid."

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Jun 21

Folks, you absolutely MUST get an Amy Mebverson dice bag! THAT'S A BAG!

It's me, a redheaded white lasy, smiling and holding a decent size dice bag. The bag is deep purple with yellow, orange, and purple flowers and leaves on it.

The deep purple with yellow, orange, and purple flowers and leaves covered dice bag is cinched up and resting on the body of my portly grey cat, Leon.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Jun 3

I was scrolling instagram without my glasses on, saw this random threads post and thought someone pained a giant Pride Slenderman on their house.

A screenshot from my Instagram showing a threads post from @doorwaysofchicago. The post says "Born this way" with pride flags on either side of the words.

The image they posted is of the front of a beautiful house that had a giant paintbrush painting a rainbow from the second floor, down the front door and steps, and onto the walkway. But it looked like Pride Slenderman to me.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Jun 3

A screenshot from an old tweet where I told @lincodega "Eric Bogosian can get it"

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· May 31

😱😭🤢 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

Email I just got regarding the iota-run Lestat concert tickets:

Premiere Event is two days away!
This event is coming up soon and is nearing capacity. Due to the nature of production, it's possible there may be last-minute capacity changes.

If space becomes available, you'll receive an email from us, or log in to your "My Requests" page to see if your invite status changes.

MY REQUEST

Jill Pantozzi

Premiere Event

Tuesday, June 02, 2026

6:30 PM ET

THIS EMAIL IS NOT A TICKET

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· May 30

BREAKING: Kids Incorporated says they will NOT be performing at the Freedom 250 concert.

A group shop of some of the cast of Kids Incorporated. They're all in shiny red outfits and are singing into microphones.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· May 29

Please...PLEASE!!! She wants to come out and play!

Marguerite Moreau as Jesse in the red plaid dress from The Queen of the Damned movie.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· May 29

Somewhere right now, Shatner is screaming...

William Shatner in the famous Star Trek Khan scream but my caption says "Altman!" with many A's and exclamation points.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· May 23

🙃🙃🙃

A screenshot from the US Mint website with an "America 250 Officoal Partner" banner. The text reads: Comic Art Coin & Medal Collection - Step into a bold new chapter of American artistry with an all-new series. In collaboration with Warner Bros. Discovery Global Consumer Products, this multi-year collectible journey will feature DC Super Heroes on official American coins and medals—honoring the heroic ideals and American values these characters embody.

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· May 23

Using the Star Trek the Next Generation title text generator I wrote the fake title: "There's Nothing Wrong With Sexing a Ghost"

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Apr 24

I superimposed dumb Kevin drinking over Mickey's Fun Wheel

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Apr 14

Jill Pantozzi@jillpantozzi· Apr 4

It is with a devastated heart that I tell you my angel Socrates has left this realm. A short story and some more pics here: www.instagram.com/reel/DWuelgQ...