skyking

@jkachmar

sounding rockets & bad computer programming formerly Groq, WeWork, NASA Wallops, among others

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skyking@jkachmar· 6d

you know they were feeding their accountants that Good Cocaine for this shit

When evaluating our business using non-GAAP financial measures, we think about the performance of our business in two categories: (i) the day-to-day operation of our existing portfolio of core WeWork buildings/communities that provide “Space-as-a-Service” to our members; and (ii) our current investments in future desk delivery and the expansion of our global community and the services we can provide to that expanded community, together with our investments in the global and regional infrastructure that supports our current portfolio and serves as the foundation for this future growth.
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Community Adjusted EBITDA represents membership and service revenue minus community operating expenses, excluding the impact of straight-line rent and stock-based compensation as discussed above. Community operating expenses, our largest category of expenses, are the costs associated with servicing members in our locations and consist primarily of rent and tenancy expenses, core operating expenses such as utilities and internet, and the cost of supporting a dynamic and vibrant community in our buildings, including salaries of our building staff and the cost of amenities. We use Community Adjusted EBITDA as a supplemental indicator of the day-to-day operations of our existing portfolio of core locations.
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Adjusted EBITDA represents Community Adjusted EBITDA plus other revenue minus other operating expenses, general and administrative expenses and Growth Investments. Growth Investments, which consist of pre-opening community expenses, sales and marketing expenses and growth and new market development expenses, all primarily relate to opening new buildings, entering new markets and developing new offerings and represent our current investment in future desk delivery and the expansion of our global community and We Company Offerings, all excluding the impact of the non-cash items discussed above.

skyking@jkachmar· 9d

seriously why is this powder so fine who needs this lmao

skyking@jkachmar· 9d

zest & some of the powder. still looks like shit and also absolutely not filtered off enough.

a metal strainer with damp, brown plant matter

a mason jar with 160 grams of dark brown liquid

skyking@jkachmar· 9d

i might just be uncultured but i think i just straight up like medjool dates the best? both of these are better than deglet noor though. Kalustyan’s had fresh dates and i kind of regret not getting some too, although what do you even do with those?

two boxes of dates, zahdi from the UAE & ajwa from saudi arabia i guess?

they’re $6 & $9, respectively, which feels a bit steep for 8oz each of dates but what are you gonna do

skyking@jkachmar· 9d

260g water, 7g chinchona bark, zest of one grapefruit. looks like shit.

brown liquid in a metal pot with little bits of zest floating around in it

skyking@jkachmar· 9d

it should be illegal to sell this shit as an herbal remedy wtaf. anyway love that i have enough to make 3 liters of tonic syrup now.

a bag of chinchona bark powder with both an advertisement of it as a traditional remedy and a disclaimer that it isn’t intended to do anything preventative.

skyking@jkachmar· 10d

pork & kimchi nabe; using roasted chicken stock + dashi as the base instead of water. somehow did not have spring onions so @isabel.kim thinly sliced half a yellow onion instead and that‘s probably fine.

a red cast iron enameled pot filled with cabbage that has pork and kimchi layered in between slices

skyking@jkachmar· 15d

concurrent property tests with an attempt at clean reporting

$failed after 1226 tests 9 branches passed ┏━━ examples/gallery/Main.hs ━━━ 455 ┃ _ <- 456 ┃ Branch.forConcurrently [1 .. 10] \i -> do 457 ┃ v <- forAll (Gen.int & Gen.min 0 & Gen.max 100 & Gen.build) ┃ │ Branch 7: 30 458 ┃ annotate ("client " <> renderValue (i :: Int) <> " drew " <> renderValue v) ┃ │ Branch 7: client 7 drew 30 459 ┃ assert (i /= 7 || v < 30) "client stayed under budget" ┃ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ┃ │ Branch 7: client stayed under budget ┃ │ at examples/gallery/Main.hs:459 460 ┃ pure ()$

failed after 1360 tests
┏━━ examples/gallery/Main.hs ━━━
470 ┃ forkedWorkerProperty :: Property ()
471 ┃ forkedWorkerProperty = do
472 ┃ budget <- forAll (Gen.int & Gen.min 0 & Gen.max 100 & Gen.build)
┃ │ 0
473 ┃ annotate ("budget " <> renderValue budget)
┃ │ budget 0
474 ┃ worker <- Fork.spawn do
475 ┃ v <- forAll (Gen.int & Gen.min 0 & Gen.max 100 & Gen.build)
┃ │ Fork 1: 30
476 ┃ annotate ("worker drew " <> renderValue v)
┃ │ Fork 1: worker drew 30
477 ┃ assert (v < 30) "worker: value too big"
┃ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
┃ │ Fork 1: worker: value too big
┃ │ at examples/gallery/Main.hs:477
478 ┃ Fork.join worker

skyking@jkachmar· 29d

i believe a bright future for south carolina can be found in our past

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolinas_campaign

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 11

apparently i will not be able to see or respond to DMs until i leave ohio lmao

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skyking@jkachmar· Jul 9

from the community that brought us “safety coomer“ is it really surprising?

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 8

@utopia-defer.red kansas city half-mentioned

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 7

Holzer-bot has impeccable timing

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 7

i threw away like 10 variants over the weekend and i think i’ve settled on this, wdyt? these three all show slight variations on stateful tests that trigger different visualization schemes.

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 3

betwe than the paragraph but i’m not exactly sure what this is communicating that the timeline isn’t (which maybe means rendering the timeline isn’t worth it)

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 3

yea i’m gonna sleep on it and revisit how the prose is laid out with fresh eyes. last thing i wanted to get buttoned up tonight was adding a combinator for explicitly tracking how variables are transferred between pools.

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 3

i can’t tell if generating the paragraph is helpful or not, wdyt?

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 2

are you familiar with the mesquito? NSROC slapped a lawn dart on top of an M26, the thing broke the sound barrier right off the rail lmao.

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 2

trying to decide if there are better ways of visualizing the timeline associated with a failed stateful invariant, and it all kinda sucks to convey from the terminal. this is probably the most promising sketch i’ve landed on so far and it feels a little too hard to follow…

skyking@jkachmar· Jul 2

riffing on rendering options for state machine tests

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 30

also don’t sell Lake Superior short

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 29

idk why this made me laugh so hard

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 22

i used to not really understand wifeposting but damn wow i love my wife!

“Sublimation” is threaded with references to the Odyssey, the Book of Genesis, and the Korean folk song “Arirang”—all stories about departure and return that include themes akin to “instancing.” “In the universe of my book, we consider being a nation of instances a point of pride,” Kim said, “in the same way that America, during previous Administrations, might have considered our diversity a strength.”

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 22

Tesla is notorious for poor car door design, especially in the context of emergency situations.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a69838848/tesla-doors-dont-open-report-of-deaths/

According to a separate Bloomberg report, the front doors of Tesla models are equipped with manually operated backup door releases, though some aren't clearly marked. Tesla's owner's manual for the 2020–2024 Model Y is an example of detailed instructions Tesla has published to help owners find and operate releases. The Bloomberg report notes, however, that some Model 3 and Model Y vehicles don't come equipped with manual releases for the back seats. For those Teslas that are equipped with rear-seat manual backups, the releases can be located under rugs, behind speaker grilles, and under pieces of plastic, making them hard to find, especially in an emergency scenario.

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 21

imagine being the left amirite

DC democratic mayoral primary map showing Janeese Lewis George absolutely wrecking her competition

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 20

it’s awesome, there’s a way overpriced but (tragically) incredibly good pizzeria in NYC (Ceres) that makes an nduja, balsamic, and burrata pie

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 20

well that’s enough of that

Edit: people have been blowing up my notifications arguing about whether or not this is transmisogynistic. I made a poll for that, consider voting, I want a decent sample size

#I rest my case#tadc#jax#the amazing digital circus#transfem jax#transmasc jax#egg jax#trans jax

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 19

nothing worse than those dastardly libruls, am i right? they can’t do anything for the cause; i mean really, how could decades of activism and fundraising (through the worst of the AIDS crisis) compare to the importance of posting online about how voting is useless and cringe?

skyking@jkachmar· Jun 17

can you believe i haven’t heard back from them?