It's been unexpectedly delightful that we* made a small backyard garden that we** water and tend. * husband + MIL ** husband + toddler

Mildly apocalyptic Minneapolis

Why does this read like SQL?

After I read this page to the toddler, she exclaimed "just like Cat Rat!"

I am basically a business influencer. A LinkedInfluencer if you will. 😤💅

Well, I didn't. But now I do and obviously I am going to be panicking.

Happy lunar new year!

I drew, carved, and hand printed this card (and 2 others) for the toddler's pre-k teachers. However the most challenging part of this process was getting a 3 year old to sign her name 3 times.

The teen was explaining the difference between ionic and covalent bonds (since she has a test tomorrow) and it took everything inside of me to not go all astronomer on her.

We avoided AI art, though the teen noped out to a coffee shop to study and this lovecraftian horror show is the end result. I hope the toddler's teachers understand that they are getting what they asked for.

Y'all this was foretold by @mowillems.bsky.social

My attempt to keep the horrors at bay is linocut/relief printing.

TFW @astrochris.bsky.social forgets to change the address in DoorDash.

The cool thing about my late 30s is that I got to have hobbies. Here’s hoping this continues into my 40s.

Merry Fishmas.

Aldi has turtles instead of goldfish

The thrilling conclusion to this madness.

I do like the cut hairs.

These were back-to-back posts and that the pope is a Chicagoan? perfection.

Have these boots been inside the state of Texas? No. Did I shake them out for critters since I haven’t worn them in 8 months? That is between me and the scorpions. P.S. you can pry the skinny jeans from my warm, not wet millennial legs.

Putting that relief printing class I just took to good use. #nokings

every once in awhile, I remember that I saw someone share this in front of a ballroom of people completely in earnest. #data

The biggest work from home perk is that sometimes, amidst the horrors, your husband delivers bacon fried rice to your desk.

Am I eating a spicy chicken gyro with French fries at 2am? That is between me and my dasher tyvm.

Heading downtown to talk about @scipyconf.bsky.social and @numfocus.bsky.social

Can you even tell a difference? #pyconus @numfocus.bsky.social

Made a Lego version of the Pandas logo at the @numfocus.bsky.social booth at @pycon.us. Come say hi to us, get some candy, play with legos! #PyConUS

a new life achievement.

Am I quoting Buddy the Tyrannosaurus in this document about causal inference for work?

y'all I am dying. #gocps #selectiveenrollment