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Dog lover. Retired VP of Corp. Communications. Recovering Catholic, now Atheist.
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Tom Pernice During this morning’s 3rd round of the Senior Open Championship in Scotland, the American golfer decided to suck-up to Felon 47 by wearing a hat featuring TRUMP in huge letters. He’ll learn what FA-FO truly means when the heckling from the crowd begins. #jagoffalert
“I love you, sir, and the Department of Justice is taking immediate action to thoroughly investigate the entire Belgium World Cup team, which is comprised of communists, illegal immigrants and fans of Jimmy Kimmel. They will be held accountable for humiliating you and team USA.”
Our latest installment of Everything Trump Touches Dies features his BFF, Bryson DeChambeau, the former PGA Tour player who bolted for mega million$ to join the Saudis LIV golf tour. He’s now missed the cut in the first 3 major championships of ‘26 (Masters, PGA, and this week’s U.S. Open). #ETTD
Remembering that line from All The President’s Men. Things haven’t changed - just use “current” instead of “former.” “You guys are about to write a story that says the former Attorney General, the highest ranking law enforcement officer in this country, is a crook. Just be sure you’re right.”
In addition to screwworms, we’re also facing another “extremely dangerous MAGAt that eats human flesh.”
Q - What’s the difference between the ‘62 Mets and Trump’s cabinet? A - Nothing. Both totally and historically incompetent, and both managed by an old, bumbling buffoon.
From the Things That Haven’t Changed File . . . “You guys are about to write a story that says the acting Attorney General, the highest ranking law enforcement officer in this country, is a crook! Just be sure you’re right.”
And is there a bigger oxymoron than the White House “Faith Office” - led by that f’n fraud “Pastor” Paula White Cain?
Nothing is more corrupt and hateful than those so-called “Good Christians.”
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Renee Lambert The Florida woman went bat-shit crazy, running onto the field and kicking a 13 year-old boy during a youth football game. News reports state that in order to pay her growing legal fees, she’s been hired as a weekend bouncer at a local biker bar. #jagoffalert
“Donald Trump is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.” His ass-kissing and lust for power knows no bounds. In theaters this summer . . . The Manchurian AG.
“Mr. President - There’s a snowball’s chance in hell that this case will move forward in court. But, I love you, sir, and I’m happy to humiliate myself and do further damage to the credibility of the Justice Department in order to serve you.” ❤️💋😘
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Randy Barnett A strong supporter Trump’s birthright citizenship position, the “American legal scholar” and professor of constitutional law at Georgetown (pictured here without his white hood) showcased his racism once more with a despicable post about President Obama. #jagoffalert
This is Steven Cheung, the White House “Communications Director.” His specialty? Trump attack dog, charged with hurling more insults than Don Rickles. Reputation and credibility? Long gone, because #ETTD, Everything Trump Touches Dies.
Ah yes . . . Margo Martin, the special assistant and communications advisor to the president. One would think the 30-year-old with those extensive credentials would actually know how to arrange a photo-op . . . where those making the news are featured instead of Felon 47 and the white guys.
The psycho-in-chief has done it again by posting another insane photo. This time, he doesn’t portray himself as Jesus - but merely Jesus’ BFF. He compliments thugs and dictators like Orban and Putin, but picks a fight with the pope.
Brooke Rollins perpetuates the phony “Good Christian” act started by “Pastor” Paula and the White House “Faith Office.”
Breaking: Mike Johnson Responds To Trump’s Profane Tweet . . . “As a Good Christian, I’ve been in church for the entire Easter weekend, so I’m totally unaware of this. And if I did see the President’s social media post, I’d still be unaware of it.”
This is what happens when you have the most corrupt and incompetent cabinet in history. And to think Felon 47 also hired a drunken, womanizer as Sec. of Defense, and a guy who has admitted to snorting cocaine off toilet seats as Sec. of Health & Human Services. Ah yes - “Only the best people.”
Amazing that, despite all of the bluster and bs from Felon 47, Hegseth and Little Marco, the real planning is coming from Wall Street.
Jagoff Alert ⚠️ - Jodey Arrington The congressman from TX on CNBC this morning said Dems are “on the side of stopping deportations and putting our ICE agents at risk.” No one is against deporting criminals, Jodey. And your ICE thugs have put Americans at risk, actually murdered in MN. #jagoffalert