Jesse Maximum
@jmaq
Musician, writer, zinemeister, essayist…I just keep making stuff, whether I want to or not. he/them 🩷🤍💜🖤💙
I stopped recording after seeing Erica Leigh kill a man in broad daylight. I would’ve kept going if I realized she was going to take the leap herself!
A zoom in on Erica being a goddamn rock star, post-homicide. (Those pants are rad, dang.)
Got some sizzle reel of @ericawrestles.bsky.social attempting to do a murder on Ryan Ryzz.
Voicemail: The Musical did not have to go so hard. My favorite punchline didn’t even make the main show! In fairness, cutting after “Daddy is elsewhere” is also very funny. It’s just not Werewolf Dad funny.
Six weeks in… Finished Chapters: 58 Unresolved Paths: 7 Total Deaths: 16 Happy Endings: 2 Pretty much had one good writing sesh and then cooled off for the rest of the week. 27,000 words in and I’m about to finish off this whole bottom branch! It’s almost time to kick into a whole other story!
YouTube autoplay captions forcing me to watch this @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social video.
*WISHMASTER MENTIONED* I saw this movie with a friend in high school and this scene made us laugh out loud in the theater. It became an instant inside joke. “How ‘bout a million dollars? vrrrrrrrrmmmmmmBOOOOOM!” Family Guy wishes it ever made a cutaway gag this good.
Oh course, the A+ triple best moment was getting a legit knee to the nuts and getting DDTed onto a crumpled Black Knight standee. I also borked my ankle in the spot before this, a toss into that same standee and my foot got caught weird on the wall. Good finish, not mad at it.
I can recognize that my dumb backyard-in-a-theater wrestling days were a mess and likely unwatchable if you weren’t the ones doing it, but we had some fun moments here and there.
I can’t picture it because I’m stuck on the Lady Gaga motorcycle monster from Born This Way.
I feel like they cut to b-roll early just so I couldn’t have this clip in my back pocket.
The crop on the second one makes it look like he’s DJing a secret set at Ibiza.
Five weeks in… Finished Chapters: 53 Unresolved Paths: 10 Total Deaths: 15 Happy Endings: 1 Huge week of writing this week! I’ve filled in almost all the gaps in one of the major branches for the story, including pushing into “true ending” territory. Wild stuff. Very excited. #NancyDrewGetsHers
In light of today’s catastrophic Microsoft layoffs, today I have decided to share a rework of Saturday’s Josieposting. My regular schedule of dumb wrestling nonsense will resume tomorrow. Thank you to @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social for the request.
It’s starting to feel like the movie is so rich with memeable moments that I can keep on Josieposting forever. cc: @maffewgregg.bsky.social
iMovie is a terrible editing program for this kind of thing, but I tried my best because the Josieposting must go on. cc: @maffewgregg.bsky.social
Didn’t realize the episode was going to put this joke right back in my face three minutes later.
THE JOSIEPOSTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES! — cc: @maffewgregg.bsky.social again, because I don’t have a lot of reach so these dumb posts usually only get traction if he sees them
