Josh Millwood

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Josh Millwood@jmillwood· 14h

Ready for the show at Avondale!

Stage with instruments, decorated with pretty tents and a harp.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· 15h

Ready for the Sierra Ferrell concert, but it’s hot as hell out here out here.

Me and my gorgeous wife sitting at a bar.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· 17d

Screenshot of a news headline from Courthouse News Service reading “Judge advances $10 million sexual harassment case against Rudy Giuliani…”

Below reads: February 2, 2026 - The man once known as "America's Mayor" supposedly "sexualized Hillary Clinton and mocked her body."

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· 18d

Mitch McConnell photoshopped into the bike basked from E.T.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Jun 28

🌱🌿🧪 #herptiles #reptiles #snakes #rattlesnakes #zoology #ecology

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Jun 27

Had an absolutely amazing time today at the venomous snake training workshop today at our Cahaba Biodiversity Center. Jimmy and Raymond were wonderful teachers!

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Jun 19

Can you imagine if these had hung around and we had domesticated them like horses?!?!?!

Drawing of a grayish tan Paraceratheriumin front of a light gray/silverish background, captioned Paraceratherium Size. The image also has a shadow diagram of a human in the picture to show a difference in height. The human almost comes to the bottom of the belly. A watermark on the picture reads
© SameerPrehistorica. In the bottom left hand corner is the label SameerPrehistorica
And in the lower right hand corner is the scientific name of the animal, Paraceratherium transouralicum with Pavlova, 1922 below.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· May 18

~Record scratches~ “Yeah, that’s me. I’m sure you are all wondering how I got here. Well, to explain that we have to go all the way back to the time I was just sprouting my hind legs…”

A large frog staring rather muppet-like at the camera, like Jim on The Office. The frog is being held in the gloved hand of a man.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· May 9

My sister keeps me up to date about the SUPER WEIRD things ppl I went to school with and/or are from my hometown say on Facebook.

Very weird Facebook post that says “I don't normally make controversial posts but I'm feeling froggy today. Anything you hear about aliens being real is meant to prepare people in the future and will be used to try to discredit the Rapture or " the catching away" of the church, the Christians. They'll say it was an alien abduction, but Jesus came back for his people. The whole alien thing is demonic. I said what I said. Jesus love you”

Multiple replies to the post in the previous image. They are all as unhinged as the original post.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Apr 18

A few of the cool critters we found last night on our herping adventure at the UWA Cahaba Biodiversity Center. We saw 2 species of snakes, saw 5 species of salamander, and saw/heard 8 species of frogs/toads. It was so much fun. We had some visiting herpetologists and 4 undergrads. 🌱🌿🧪

Small Two-lined salamander in someone’s hand.

A Banded Dark Fishfly in someone’s hand.

Large Banded Fishing Spider on the side of a tree.

A small may fly nymph on someone’s hand.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Mar 22

A few more. I tried out my poor man’s macro setup, raynox snap-on macro mag lens and godox flash. I definitely need some practice. I also need to learn my cameras settings and actually edit my pics. Still exciting to see so much detail.

Red-horn darkling beetle, Platydema ruficornis

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Mar 22

Put out the moth sheet tonight in north Alabama. Didn’t get a ton, but still some cool insects.

Ichneumonid wasp in the Genus Eremotylus

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Mar 6

Found this cool hickory borer beetle outside the building before I left campus and this bumble bee butt in the backyard.

Bubble bee in a crevice of the bark of a pine tree

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Mar 6

Couldn’t resist going ahead and putting up the moth sheet tonight since I got my new UV lights. They definitely brought in more insects, but they really aren’t as bright as I’d hoped. I’m really trying to keep my setup cordless, but idk if I’ll be able to.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Mar 5

A few cool critters we found on our field zoology outing today.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Mar 1

Peggy says it’s a good day to sit on the deck. Also, she’s very glad her mom got up so she can have a comfy place to nap. #dogsky

Small blonde dog laying in a chair outside.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Mar 1

I’m not a good dog foster parent bc how can you not wanna keep this derpy little guy 🥹

A young brindle mixed breed dog standing on a couch. One ear is sticking straight up and the other is flopped forward.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Feb 27

I went looking for info on these critters because most of our newts/salamanders I. The east use revers amplexus, while these seem to be following the frog style. Anyway, I found this wonderful quote.

Image of text that says

A saying quoted from Wes von Papineau explains much of the behavior of this species:

if it's smaller than you, eat it!
if it's bigger than you, run away from it!
if it's about the same size as you, mate with it!

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Feb 25

Scooby and shaggy making faces the say “don’t temps me with a good time.”

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Feb 25

I had more important things to watch than the SOTU: an Epstein files production. I watched my beautiful wife give a talk, at a small local cafe, about her job as an educational director at our university’s biodiversity center on the Cahaba River.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Feb 10

Got some sweet cilial action on this Stentor.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Feb 10

My zoology lab looked at protists, sponges, and cnidarians today. Showing how organismal complexity has evolved from single cells to multicellular animals, to animals with true tissues. But we focused on how even protists have very complex behaviors and more cells ≠ higher behavioral complexity.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Jan 13

Gadsden flag, but the snake is wearing a maga hat and has a pistol and a back the blue flag. Text below the snake says “tread harder daddy”

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Jan 2

I aspire to live there. But I’m currently the mayor of

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Jan 2

Any or all. Preferably all.

Cover of the book “The log from the sea of Cortez”

Cover of the book “the souls of Black folks”

Cover of the book “on the origin of species”

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Oct 28

When you are completely under the covers cuddling with mom, but you hear dad petting and talking to your brother (a cat), and you gotta check it out. While staying comfy and cozy.

The head of a small blonde dog poking out from under the covers.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Oct 28

Tastes great. I had to cook the beans a little longer than the recipe suggested, but it’s delicious and goes great with my wife’s cornbread and some quick pickled onions!

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Oct 27

They didn’t even have to use AI. Joe Workingman is the perfect symbol of the GOP.

Animated man with gray mustache and long brown hair wearing a white tshirt and an orange hard hat. He is standing behind a podium and pointing his finger out. Beside him is an American flag and behind is a Gadsden flag. This is the character Carter Pewterschmidt from Family Guy.

Josh Millwood@jmillwood· Oct 21

A little over a year ago she was living on the side of the road. Now she’s a gremlin diva. #Peggy