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Gonna tell my kids this was Francisco Tolmasky

Uh yeah I actually do want to be able to send photos from my camera roll in my messaging app, why are you asking me this again

I’m sat

I do have to give Bluesky some credit here: they ran the Nazi bar thought experiment in real life and (mostly) passed

Society if Graham Platner had just gotten a solid email job

This guy licensed their expression of it and they never looked back

The only Epstein class you should be referencing tbh

Real standup guy, @theintercept.com sure knew how to pick ’em

This reminds me that 11 years ago we were doing Markov chains trained on colleagues’ goodbye emails to generate new ones and I kind of just assumed this stuff would top out about there

Neoloberalised

Shit-for-brains hick accent test works 100% of the time

That’s right

I think I have a new favorite New Yorker profile subject

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Spoiler alert: it’s you.

The “legitimate problems” in question

I think Pete Buttigieg is a gay man with a husband and a family

I dunno, I’m starting to get the feeling that no matter your identity, if it also includes “Jewish” then you have too much (((power))) in society to be considered “queer”

Has all of the hallmarks.

Nah we mean this

Come and take it

Don’t really see what the issue is, we still have plenty of empty space, it’s all between this dumbfuck’s ears

Had an idea for a thing and honestly, not too bad