Joanna Grossman
@joannagrossman
Law professor. Three-boy mom. Aging, decrepit ultrarunner. Social justice warrior. Dream is to own a fluffy cow.
Choosing to replace the images in my head of the disgusting White House cage match with these beautiful creatures I had coffee with this morning.
I can’t fall asleep in a bed with a comforter in a room that is the perfect temperature, but Florida man here can sleep through an NBA finals game with crowds gone wild and the world’s largest humans crashing into each other—while occupying a $50,000 seat. Life ain’t fair.
Men will literally destroy their own houses rather than go to therapy.
Elk babies are also a good distraction from the current dumpster 🔥 of a country.
Watching a moose and her new baby eat dinner really is preferable to doomscrolling. #RMNP
We could probably all learn something from them. Here’s one I saw in the wild in Costa Rica.
I must admit that it did not occur to me that the judge in this scandal might be a woman.
The Cabbage Patch Doll craze actually makes a lot more sense if they were extraterrestrial.
Seems like this would be a good day for Brad Karp to step down as chairperson of Paul Weiss. abovethelaw.com/2026/02/brad...
Happy to take a break from the chaos and listen to the wise words of my friend and colleague Jessica Dixon Weaver, as she gives an address at SMU’s Unity Circle in honor of MLK Jr.
Remembering for no particular reason the line in Jenny Sanford’s memoir (Staying True) that her future husband Mark Sanford did not want to include a vow of fidelity in their wedding ceremony. . . .