Smedley Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead

Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, sober, semi-spectrumy. Leftist liberal; not in your club. DMs only with those I know IRL. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. Post AI, you’re gone. Mayonnaise is worse than murder.

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Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· 26d

My first reaction to this picture is “we really need to put Maria Bamford on the Supreme Court” My second reaction is “now imagine those children are brown and not yours and ICE just disappeared their parents… anything? anything? anything. at all”

A picture of Amy Coney Barrett with a “concerned mom” face and the text “JUSTICE BARRETT DESCRIBES SECURITY THREATS IMPACTING HER
CHILDREN”

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· 27d

On it.

A white guy holding up a can of seltzer water.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· 27d

Yes it is.

Drawing of a pretty flower on the silvery back of a rectangular traffic sign, with cursive text that reads “you see, graffiti is art too!”

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· 29d

And then, my friends, there was radio silence.

Text Message • SMS
Today 2:19 PM

Hey, it's Sarah. Curious about your views on Israel.
Can we chat? Stop2End

I don't know you, so I don't know why you'd be curious about my views on Israel.

I'm with Friends for Peace, a group that supports the U.S.-Israel relationship, and I'm reaching out to understand people's thoughts on the recent developments in the Middle East.

Just checking in - In your opinion, what's the biggest thing driving instability in the Middle East right now?

Ah. Well, there we have a significant parting of the ways, I'm afraid. Israel is engaging in the torture, murder, and genocide of the Palestinian people, and Netanyahu should be tried and convicted forwar crimes. The funding and weaponization of this holocaust by the United States makes our country complicit in these crimes. I support

Sorry, got cut off there.

I support BDS.

Israel must be stopped.

My wife and children are Jewish, and I love them dearly, but none of us are Zionists.

"Driving instability" is a hell of a way to euphemize a genocide.

If you want the name
"Friends for Peace" to mean something other than a sick joke, I suggest you work to end the U.S. military support of Israel.

Still curious about my views, or is that enough?

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· 29d

Lettin’ go of some very small plates, replacing them with peanuts and Gatorade.

White guy with graying hair, taking a selfie while reclining at a blood bank.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· 29d

Drop something COLOURFUL 🎨🖤🌈

A bowl of purple cabbage salad with radishes and lots of dill, by an open window showing a suburban street.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 13

Dewey and Bami are best buddies.

An orange and white cat and a smallish brindle dog gaze at each other. The dog is on a large rectangular cushion; the cat is on the floor in front of it, turned upside-down so that we see the underside of his head. Their noses are very close.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 12

Community notes at an El Cerrito offramp.

Photo of a one-way traffic sign with a handmade version taped to the front of it, with the arrow pointing the opposite way. Looks like the official sign might have lost its top screw and swung upside down.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 10

do ya wanna get

A green box of freekeh (roasted young green wheat)

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 9

And there was peace in the land.

An orange and white cat and a gray cat are lying beside each other on a dark brown couch. The orange cat, a boy named Dewey, is resting his chin on his forepaws. The gray cat, a girl named Luna, is lying on her side.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 9

I don’t ever need to hear from this person again. How about you?

Walter Robards
@alouicious.bsky.social
Temporary absolution to win an election, with guaranteed accountability once we achieve our goals. Nobody wants rape or a rapist to go without being accountable.
You make the bastard work to make amends. Sometimes that means making them a Senator and forcing them to do good.
1:23 PM • Jul 8, 2026

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 9

Ma’am, I’m a huge admirer of your work

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 8

Sometimes I just need to be alone.

Art of a light-skinned girl sitting in a small hollow tree, her arms folded across her chest and her knees raised in front of her.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 5

Shit, maybe he does deserve to be up there.

tweet from andy, the melted mask @AndyAstruc:

“never realised how gross and sad mt rushmore looks when you can actually see the whole mountain”

with a photo of the whole mountain seen from above

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 5

The same black cat, with a paw concealing her face.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 5

My Cricket and me.

A black cat with ears up and eyes closed, leaning her head against a hand with a heart tattoo on the wrist.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 4

BJ Novak on the Ellen Show:
If you love something, let it go.
If you don't love something, definitely let it go.
Basically, just drop everything.
Who cares.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 3

SCROTUS
Self-Conceived
Rulers Of The United States

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 1

Pri-ivate eyes (clap) They’re watching you (clapclap)

Screenshot of the OP indicating that it was posted 8s ago.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 1

BACDAFUCUP

$Poem by Edward Gorey: Said a girl who upon her divan Was attacked by a virile young man: Such excess of passion “Is quite out of fashion” And she fractured his wrist with her fan. Picture of a flapper type about to be brutalized by a hulking brute, fan at the ready to turn the tables on him.$

Picture of a mustachioed dude being punched in the eye by a fist, with the words “Take that! You cad!”

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 1

Made a couple of memes.

Lil' Kim's album "Hard Core", modified as "Hard Splash" by "Lil' Kim Deal" and featuring the face of Kim Deal on Lil' Kim's body. She is leaning forward provocatively on a white bearskin rug (with the bear's head attached) in a room full of roses and a silver bucket of champagne, but it's Kim Deal and she's laughing in a non-sexy way.

Text: Ronald Fagen. Ronald Reagan's head with Donald Fagen's face on it.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jul 1

Five! Baby!! Skunks!! visited our yard tonight. They were v. small and v. fierce. We were quite intimidated by them.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jun 30

A poem I wrote about it.

Oculomotor

Later this evening, blink: cut
the disk of moon exactly from the sky.
You are driving home along the rim
of guardrail, under the turning blade
that opens your spine like a zipper.
Skin is a shawl over the tight winding
of muscle. Teeth part for the tongue
not in use, revealed in palpitation,
squirming in the cold air.

To drive is a simple operation. Flip
back the eyelid. Approach the edge
of the scalpel, the stillness calibrated
to zero width. Remove your hands
from the wheel and count backward
from 99 to sleep. The sky is smooth,
no constellations, no watermark,
the view of night with one stroke across
in slide after slide, showing no movement.

When you can see again you will see
your car as a band of light describing
the line of the highway, the time
elapsed as a single moment. This
is how you come home naked. This
is the thread of what you were wearing
unspooled through the black trees.
And this is how you see yourself again.

Your eye is the moon, exactly.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jun 30

jfc get your shit together baskin robbins

A photo of tubs of Baskin Robbins ice cream, with circled labeling that reads both “Rainbow Sherbet” (correct) and “Rainbow Sherbert” (incorrect).

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jun 27

You might not remember, but you still know how.

Illustration of a girl in a red dress, seen from behind, parting long grasses in a field. The caption above reads “You can open the hidden doors.”

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jun 27

Seen at Erewhon. A bottle of water for $23. Why so much? It’s been NANO purified. And INFUSED with both oxygen (MOLECULAR oxygen) and harmonic sound frequencies. Also VORTEXED over ROSE QUARTZ CRYSTALS. To mimic the rhythms of nature. This is some advanced bullshit.

A bottle of water selling for $23. Water. Not, like, vodka. Water.

Back of the bottle:
“At OPHORA Water Technologies, we use our patented 14-Stage Ultra-Filtration Process to nano-purify water and infuse it with molecular oxygen. To mimic the
rhythms of nature, the water is vortexed over rose quartz crystals and infused with harmonic sound frequencies—creating a truly elevated hydration experience.”

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jun 25

Russian River, Guerneville, California.

A wooded hillside reflected in river water, the edge of the water obscured by a rising white mist.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jun 25

Russian River, Guerneville, California.

A photo of an outdoor wooden staircase leading down to sunlit green river water.

Smedley Hunkerbunker@joaquindead· Jun 21

Hermosa Beach, California.