Jody Wallace

@jodywallace

Overeducated author, editor, mouther-offer, fan of cats, coffee, yarn, democracy, and tap dance. Vile progressive heck yeah. Romance novels FTW!

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Jody Wallace@jodywallace· May 15

Steve is willing to have his belly inspected, if you care to. #dailysteve I call it daily but I haven't done one in months.

A cat laying belly up on a tan carpet. His belly is almost all white. You can see some grey tabby spots on this tail and around his ears. He is as soft as he looks.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· May 9

Here is my girl cat, Pip, who weighs 6 lbs and is missing one front fang so it looks like she is always sneering, inspecting the hairball she left in my favorite chair.

A small grey cat with mild tabby markings if you look close bending over and looking at a long skinny hairball of suspiciously similar hair in the hand of a white person.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Apr 19

Microsoft 365. Just for shits and grins, I checked the cost to add new meankitty.com email addresses. "Back in the day" Godaddy used to give me up to 5 "real" email accounts with each domain name, though I do have 50 forwarding ones.

A screenshot from Godaddy explaining the costs of a Microsoft 365 email address.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Apr 8

Here's another look at Bobby. The camera angle makes him look bigger than he is LOL. He is pretty cuddly!

A mostly white kitten with orange ears laying on his back with one bunny paw and one paw touching the fingers of a white person. His nose is starting to turn orange and one of his eyes is still recovering from the kitty foster eye gunk I'm told is endemic. You can also see the tiny blue marking on his belly that foster programs put on kitties to let people know he was fixed.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Apr 8

Here's Bobby and Steve doing the beginnings of a meet cute through the closed door. Yes, that is a cat hole in the door that is blocked off right now.

A grey and white young cat, no longer a tiny kitten, crouched on brown wooden floor and looking at the light under the bottom of a white door that leads downstairs. You can't see this part, but there's a white kitten on the other side of the door just waiting to be besties with the grey and white cat.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Apr 8

Seven Toed Steve now has a soon to be bestie named Bobby Wasabi. Bobby is segregated away from the other cats while we all adjust to the new smells and sounds, like you do.

A white kitten with orange ears looking up out of a black fabric cat carrier with an open top. It is sitting on ugly tan carpet.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Apr 6

This is Pip. One of the things you can't tell but her legs are -- not Munchkin kitty but definitely shorter than the average cat leg.

A small mostly powder grey tabby cat looking up at the camera

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Mar 24

Pls may I join, my name is Steve and I have Seven Toes.

a grey and white young cat curled up in a white sink with silver fixtures

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Feb 28

This is not AI. I found it yesterday at an antique mall. While it may just be a fancy printout, it's clearly not AI. Share something with me that is absolutely not AI.

A pen and ink style picture of a tabby cat in a bomber cap sitting on the back of a flying fish wearing a bowler hat and, I assume, flying through the sky, with an old orange sticky tag on it proclaiming its price at the antique mall where I found it to be sixteen buckeroos. I really hope this is just delightful absurdism and not some terrible symbolism.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Feb 18

Four years later - not sure if you can see this....

A white teenager with short brown hair wearing a vampire type outfit doing a sendup of a senior photo shoot

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Feb 18

Here is the photo we submitted for the Covid era virtual school high school yearbook for Kid2 that they wouldn't let us use. Kid: age 14. We had to use one without the lizard but her expression remained the same.

An angry looking white teenager with glasses and brown shortish hair wearing a red disco collar shirt and black vest and sporting a bearded dragon on her shoulder.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Jan 29

My new garden flag. IYKYK.

A bright blue crocheted garden flag, yes, crocheted, with a big bright pink seahorse stitched onto it along with a few pink hearts intended to look like bubbles or baby seahorse or whatever

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Jan 17

Anybody want a little Steve? #dailysteve He's bigger than this now but it takes a little effort on my part to prep photos for BlueSky. I am currently devoid of any extra effort.

A grey and white kitten sitting prettily on a table next to a yellow placemat. His white paws have many many toes.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Jan 1

My book with your cover :) Only 3 years to give birth, so your labor was more intense, and the ease with which you made such a great cover is astounding!

Cover for the Good Time Vampire Escort Service is a blue background, kind of bubbly and smoky, with a martini glass filled with red liquid and a little skewer with a football on it.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 11

I need to download some more Steve pics, so here is one of Tanuki trying to rip off his leash - my daughter has been trying to leash train him. #dailysteve Wait, maybe that's a measuring tape. Same energy.

A lynx point tabby sort of cat biting on a pink leash or maybe it's a measuring tape. He is wearing a black collar.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 10

He does like to watch birds in the bush right outside. #dailysteve

the back of a grey and white kitten staring out a second story window down onto a very large bush. The kitten is on a table covered by a quilt. There is a brick house very close to the window because in this neighborhood, yards are the size of a kitten.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 9

Sometimes this is what I see the minute I open my eyes in the morning. #dailysteve These are the good mornings. The bad ones, it's the other end.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 8

During meals, we often end up locking him in another room. #dailysteve

A grey and white kitten, mostly white, sitting on a maroon cloth table runner and daintily poised on his polydactyl paws.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 7

Now for the info you REALLY want....the #dailysteve! He is very sad here that he knocked his cat treat down the vent. He likes to bat them around and chase them before eating.

a grey and white kitten on a brown wooden floor, sitting next to a silver floor vent at the base of a reddish wood cabinet. He is looking sadly up at the camera. You can see if you look close that he has polydactyl paws.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 5

I am early today with some Steve action. Here he is with the bros. The ginger and flame point are kinda sorta a bonded pair but they tolerate Steve quite well. #dailysteve

On a brown wooden floor, a white flame point cat lays on his side, a grey and white kitten walks past him, and a ginger cat sits on the other side of the kitten with his face turned away. It's not the best photo I've ever taken, but the cats were in motion and I had to accept this was what I was gonna get.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 5

Daily Steve is a wee hours of the next day Steve because Yesterday Jody was Doing Other Things. Steve is Not Best Pleased (by the intermittent capitalization, probably.) #dailysteve

A white and grey tabby kitten on a khaki sofa arm with his white polydactyl paws pronged forward for your inspection and a dubious look on his face. Pink nose, yellow eyes, tiny baby teeth.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 4

Here is Steve from a few months ago enjoying his nightly wet food. He's a BIG fan. I am a big fan of that little white sploot in the middle of his grey tabby part. #dailysteve

A grey tabby and white kitten settled in and eating from a silver cat food dish on brown wooden floor.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 3

Just a very elegant profile shot as he waits for me to bring my plate to the table so he can try to eat off it. I love the way his nose has that roundness. #dailysteve

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 2

His own tail was TALKING SMACK to him! #dailysteve

A mostly white kitten laying on his back on a blue sheet trying to punish his grey tail.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Dec 1

A little Sunday Steve. He does like this soft rug. He especially likes that it's a place humans often want or need to stand, in front of the sink. MUST LOUNGE. #dailysteve

a grey tabby and white kitten on a grey plush rug or mat on brown wooden floor. Kitten is looking at the camera and his white paws are splayed out, showing off his many extra toes.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Nov 25

Today you actually get a Tanuki instead of a Steve! Watching Cat TV. Tanuki lives with my oldest child and she tries very hard to keep him entertained. #dailysteve

A lynx point siamese type cat sitting on a low dresser right in front of a tv screen playing a video of a stump in the woods that has birds and squirrels and stuff dropping by.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Nov 23

Steve thinks I am sus. #dailysteve

Closeup of a white and grey kitten face, mostly white, with the eyes slightly shut in a manner that implies suspicion.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Nov 22

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Steve scritches. #dailysteve

A picture of a grey and white kitten nestled in a blue sheet being tickled under the chin by a human hand.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Nov 21

This is a slightly angled photo of STEVE (plus mitten view) and our 6 yr old adult female cat PIP who is VERY SMOL and VERY CUTE and LOVES NOBODY. Steve loves EVERYBODY. #dailysteve

A grey and white tabby kitten - mostly white - with polydactyl paws sitting cattycorner on a tan couch cushion next to a grey adult female cat who is just super small. The angle of the photo makes the kitten look bigger but they are close to the same size.

Jody Wallace@jodywallace· Nov 20

Here is a ball Steve is ALLOWED to play with, as opposed to yarn. #dailysteve