Joey P

@joeypeters

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Joey P@joeypeters· 22d

A twitter skeet from @dril. He is quote skeeting Alan Dershowitz talking about how he's technically not a pedophile.

"Hello Alan this is your lawer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit"

Joey P@joeypeters· 24d

Luigi Mario dangles from some kind of scaffolding in the original cyberpunk Mario movie

Joey P@joeypeters· 25d

A screen shot of a screenshot of a screenshot of a photoshop of a slopporated image. A woman in a yellow sweater holds her hand out in front of herself. Her hand is smeared with raspberry jam. A spine is behind her hand. It is also splashed with jam. In front of her four men in suits stand and look disapprovingly at her. The one in front has jelly exploding out of his chest, except where he is clearly marked "senatatirs". Also, he has a great ass, but it is on backwards. The woman says: "Your buitutt is on backwards Fatality!" Weed thoughs project. Also there's an outline of a hand giving the thumbs up for some reason.

Joey P@joeypeters· Jul 12

a bit crushed jpeg artifacted Idris Elba sits looking pensively with his hands tented in front of him. Caption: In a war never let yourself know wh at you're doing. Sun Tzu. Weed thoughts proeject

Joey P@joeypeters· Jul 10

Soon de monkeys will pay!

A blurry interlaced cartoon image of an anthropromorchic sunflower guy in a green mariachi outfit clutches a vial of green liquid. He is attended by two bored looking bee ladies. They stand inside a greenhouse with a giant pot still behind them. It is El Seed and the Bee Twins from the Tick cartoon from the 90's.

Joey P@joeypeters· Jul 7

Getting closer.

Joey's 2026 bingo card. The main entries are: AI trump during emergency. Plausible alien bio signs (lightly marked). MTG becomes leader of hashtag resistance. BDS movement against America. Bryan Johnson dies from weird medical experiment, which is marked with the tight closeup of Sam Bankman Fried's face that Ed Zitron uses to indicate good things happening. Scottish independance referendum again. Barron renamed Donald III. Trump coma revealed only after a week. Bloody Sunday (lightly marked). Trump pardons Gislaine Maxwell. Peter Thiel Declares self pope (took a lot of self control to not lightly mark that one...yet). Steven Seagal becomes ICE agent. Free space: Bluesky discourse bad. Brex-comeback. Real economy crashes while stocks boom (fully checked). Fake unredacted Epstein Files leaked. Humanoid robot kills at South by South West. Cornwall Independence. Data center attacked by Maoists (lightly marked, and the fash seem to literally believe this is real). Tim Onion obtains trademark to Alex Jones (fully marked). Softback goes bankrupt (this one deserves a SBF face probably too and will soon be marked). Government too disfunctional to bail out AI. Real unredacted Epstein files leaked. Fetterman has another stroke, remains in congress. Battle between two confused ICE units.

Then the challenge square is: Turns out Epstein is alive. Avi Loeb doesn't claim normal phenomenon is aliens (marked failed). Robot Devil manifests. Carrington Event.

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 30

I am writing something quite stupid

Geraldo Rivera as a gimmick for his talk show famously broke into Weird Al's tomb. He found the mummified corpse of his greatest fans, and, most famously, absolutely nothing in Weird Al's sarcophagus.

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 28

There are few things funnier than someone failing to understand your joke and explaining it to you wrong, actually

A skeet from Tom Reagan's Hat, @rufussuperfly.bsky.social: This is why I no longer let anyone reply to my posts

He is quote skeeting a skeet from Frank Conniff: These days you wouldn't wish Mel Brooks a Happy 100th Birthday and express your deep love and gratitude to him for all the laughter he's given you. In this woke environment they wouldn't allow it.

And to this, Donald R. Koelper replied:
I disagree. "Happy 100th Birthday, Mel Brooks." See how easy that was? Your apparent problem is that you couldn't do likewise without turning it into a political statement.

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 27

An AI slopperated image of three slim books on a desk with glasses on top of them. The caption says: "My Antifa membership kit arrived in the mail today."

The books featured are each about the size that would fit The Communist Manifesto and a short essay, and are the following: Capital: A Critique of Political Economy by Marx, Foundations of Leninism by Joltin' Joe Stalin and Quotations of Chairman Mao Tse-Tung by Tito

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 27

The results page from that new political compass meme. I got 98% Woke 2% chud, 39% techbro 61% Neo-Luddite, 33% Hopepilled 67% doomer, 59% davos 41% dubai, which makes me Hodor from Game of Thrones

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 26

A blurry distorted flying saucer floats above a forest. The caption below it says: I want to believe

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 26

A screenshot from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Richter Belmont, a warrior in a blue jerkin over white robes with a white bandana stands before Dracula, sitting on his throne on top of a set of stairs. Dracula holds a glass of blood and looks bored. Richter says: "Die monster. You don't belong in this world!"

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 21

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 19

A crudely drawn comic panel of Doug Funnie from the cartoon Doug wearing a black cult robe. He says "No shit Sherlock." The comic is Tails Gets Trolled, Chapter 5 page 12

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 18

It's time to bring appreciation to a classic

A crudely drawn anime girl wears spikey white amour. The line art is a crude thin free hand. Her hair is fuchsia and over rendered. She stands in front of a fuchsia gradient dappled with a leaf pattern that resembles a dog paw. There is a title in rainbow colored Japanese that I cannot verify the translation of. In English below it is: Pastel Defender Heliotrope by Jennifer Dianne Reitz

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 10

when thos beans hit

A horribly jpeg artifacted image of an old white man. He looks with excitement for he is thinking about thos beans

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 10

A wojack looks a little bit nervous. He wars a "Fell for it again" pin on his chest and on top of that pin he has another "Fell for it again again" award pinned on top of the first pin. Oh, and also he has a Nazi skull tattoo

Joey P@joeypeters· Jun 10

A scared looking wojack with a huge "Fell For It Again" award pinned to his chest, next to his giant Nazi skull tattoo that he pretends he doesn't know what it is

Joey P@joeypeters· May 28

Oh? Is the Patagonia outdoor clothing brand running it's own drag queen and Patty Gonia is causing brand confusion? Or are you just an idiot that doesn't understand what trademark law is?

A skeet from bluesky user legalminimum.bsky.social. They are quote skeeting a post by The Guardian: Outdoor clothing company is suing US environmentalist performer for $1 plus legal fees, claming 'we wish we didn't have to do this'.

Then the pathetic thin skinned nerd legalminimum.bsky.social, who has replies and quote skeets off like a tough strong brave man says:

"They don't have to do this!" Yes they do. TM law is really silly. I did this for a living."

This is not correct. There must be a reason they do not do this for a living any more.

Joey P@joeypeters· May 28

When Sexy Squidward is harvesting your genetic material

It's Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, except he's unbearably sexy. He has perfectly chiseled cheekbones, a aquiline nose, botoxed lips and a handsomely cleft chin.

Joey P@joeypeters· May 20

A skeet from Twitter from Mike F (@mike fossey): Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do].

Joey P@joeypeters· May 17

The movie poster for Tinker Baby Yoda Soldier Spy, starring Gary Oldman, Colin Firth, Tom Hardy, Grogu Yoda, Toby Jones , Mark Strong and Benedict Cumberbatch.

Joey P@joeypeters· May 15

A slopporated comics page. A crudely rendered cityscape somehow both at sun down and night.

Caption: In the forgotten realm of the public domain where creations of yesteryear linger, a familiar hero explores.

Word balloon: What strange world is this, filled with echoes and shadows?

A lumpy vaguely human shaped figure with a white beard in something that looks like a suit jacket with random ribbons around the shoulders says: Welcome Stardust, you are in the public domain where characters and ideas are free for all!

Stardust, this version looks directly swiped from a 1940's comic except Stardust's extra frilly collar. He says: "Free for all? Then what becomes of our original essence and purpose?"

The lumpy man has transformed into a clone of Stardust in a blue spandex jumpsuit with a yellow and red belt. He stands in front of a color crushed stock photo of a hand holding a white pencil. He says: "Here we are reborn and reimagined. We belong to everyone and thus we live on!"

Stardust's hair gets mussed up and his collar changes into a techno-egyptian style. He says "But is there no danger in losing what we once were?"

A closeup on a face, presumably the lumpy bearded man. The line weights are ridiculously huge compared to the panel borders. He says, "Change is not loss, Stardust. It's evolution. It's a new chance to inspire and be loved."

Embracing hte ever changing nature of the public domain Stardust finds a new path.

Stardust stands in front of two demon angel guys also slopped from Fletcher Hanks' style with horns and wings or whatever, they don't figurally make a lot of sense. Stardust says, "Then let us thrive in this shared imagination, forever a part of the world's creative heart!"

I put more effort into writing this description than the slopper did slopping it.

Joey P@joeypeters· May 15

All right, so Stardust the Super Wizard is a character from the 1930's who is basically a Superman ripoff but made by a crazy person [Fletcher Hanks]. He's notable because Paul Karasic uncovered the creator's weird fucking comics and realized they were orphaned works and no one owns the copyright

Stardust the Super Wizard, a gigantic steroid monster in a blue unitard with yellow frills and belt with red circles, flies through space holding a disembodied head. "You tried to destroy the heads of a great nation, so your own head shall be destroyed! Look, De-Structo! You're nearing the space pocket of living death, where the Headless Head Hunter dwells! He's the hugest giant in the universe!" The disembodied head looks very annoyed. Stardust hurls the head toward the space pocket. The head, as it falls like a comet through a red sky moans, "Have mercy!" The giant headhunter, an even bigger steroid monster than Stardust himself, only wearing a white t-shirt, waits eagerly. This was a real comics page from 1939 I think? Maybe 1940

Joey P@joeypeters· May 9

Give me your favorite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. The announcer/host from the Tek War video game

Joey P@joeypeters· May 3

A comic by Mattie Lubchansky. A gameshow host holds a giant crank with a siren on top and a huge sign illuminated with yellow light bulbs that says "Is that good?" He cups one hand over his ear and listens to the crowd, deranged and mad eyed, they chant, "Is! That! Good!"

Joey P@joeypeters· Apr 24

An AI slopporated cartoon of snoopy. He's sitting on his dog house which for some reason has a stream next to it on the left and various industrial buildings, nuclear power plants and various rockets launching. Snoopy is fishing in the stream. Snoopy says: "I don't want a city on Mars. I don'tw ant AI in every app. I don't want data centers in space. I want clean water. I want affordable healthcare. And i want bees to survive but also i sued the slop to slopporate t his cartoon for some reason." Weed thoughts project. Also it has really bad jpeg artifacts.

Joey P@joeypeters· Apr 24

Rodney Dangerfield looks with crazy eyes to the right in a.... plaid tuxedo? Is that what that's supposed to be? It's a good fit

Joey P@joeypeters· Apr 20

Another one

Joey's 2026 Bingo card, the entries are crossed out are: Free space Bluesky discourse bad, Real economy crashes while stocks boom and The Onion obtains trademark to Alex Jones. Plausible alien bio signs, Bloody Sunday and Data center attacked by Maoists are filled in weakly. Other boxes include AI Trump during emergency, MTG becomes leader of hashtag resistance, BDS Movement against America, Bryan Johnson Dies from weird medical experiment, Scottish Interdependence Referendum Again, Barron renamed Donald III, Trump coma revealed only after a week, Trump pardons Gislaine Maxwell, Peter Thiel declares self pope, Stephen Seagal becomes ICE agent, Brex-comeback, Fake unredacted Epstein files leaked, Humanoid robot kills at South by South West, Cornwall independence, Softbank goes bankrupt, Government too disfunctional to bail out AI, Real unredacted Epstein files leaked, Fetterman has another stroke and remains in congress, Battle between two confused ICE units with the challenge board being: Turns out Epstein is alive, Avi Loeb doesn't claim normal phenomenon aliens, Robot Devil manifests, and Carrington Event

Joey P@joeypeters· Apr 18

To celebrate Superman day why don't you read the very sad story I wrote about Jerry Seigel and Joe Shuster in 2019? comradery.co/joeyp/posts/...