Bitch, it’s Saturday. You’re lucky that my opinions are in resting mode.

Sigh…

Dear gentiles, if Jewish people are shrugging when you ask them about Gaza, it’s because you’re doing a micro aggression and they’re literally shrugging it off

I’m having two Texas related issues right now. One, I cannot step outside without getting mauled by mosquitoes and two - what the fuck is this shit and who do I need to yell at?

Still incorrect. Especially this part:

Looking at anti-fatigue floor mats for the kitchen and- wait, what?

Out of all the weird online communities out there, the ‘Dick Skin Guys’ roll heavy

Every once in awhile I will answer someone with: “yes, we have no bananas!“ Because in my mind, everyone grew up with this song. But when I say this to my husband, he looks at me like I’m, well, bananas and that’s when I realize that I’m old

The dogs are doing ‘Requiem For A Dream’ again

If you really want to make a legitimate looking cryptozoological creature, maybe don’t put dog penises on its head?

We’re not at all surprised to learn that these two are part of the weird crew who obsess over dick-skin, are we.

Look ma, no filters! (New profile pic)

At what point does his security detail throw in the towel? How is this bar not low enough? I really don’t get it.

The stylists however were on point. Nothing says “my wife is missing and I’m worried” more than this hair right here does

Still coping. Ordered some books and flowers the other day. Now I’m sitting here waiting on wisdom and weed.

Sorry for my lack of content as of late - but, just so you know, you’re not missing any groundbreaking material over here…

In the now, it is (dog imposed) Stick Time.

Bukkake throwback, care of iOS.

Oof, don’t give this scent to anyone from Haiti

Finally got a little rest. The past couple of days have been CRAZY. What day is it, Friday? Anyway, you guys, I’m an auntie! Again!!

Finally! A cat named ’Tits’

Someone on Reddit referred to tefillin (shel rosh) as “jaunty little top-hats” 😄 #Jewsky

Soooo, yeah. This happened and it was weird as fuck and rather unnerving… #antisemitism

I have this vintage Kenzo (‘88) in a beautiful bottle with a little bit of juice left. Finally broke down and gave her a squeeze - woof - she has turned. *le sigh

Hahahahahahaha #Jewsky

Went to walk the dogs and by the time I got back, the cat had grown…quite a bit

The vibe in our living room this morning

When you’re so GenX that you wake up with “mall bangs”