What an irrelevant couple of twats- Farridge and Lowe. Both corrupt, racist and fascist! Good luck with that you ignorant and stupid super-cunts.

Scotland has 17 of these feeble-minded Reform UK ignoramuses as MSPs. I know, it's hard to believe. Calm down Mark. Put your obsession with small boats to one side and find out the facts before doing a full Corporal Jones routine. Don't Panic!

Trump reminds me of Muttley from Whacky races. He'd do anything as long as he got a medal as a reward ( or a Peace Prize in DJT's case).

So you've surfaced with this side-tracking nonsense Faridge. Did your boss Christopher Harborne tell you to try this? What are you spending the rest of the £5m on next? Security? Corrupt grifter.

I have become surrounded by a nation of Baldricks. Pleasant enough as neighbours, but incredibly stupid (a combination of thick and ignorant). I just wish one of their "cunning plans" was something other than to sink small boats.

Just preparing my reply to my "rip-off" local privatised water company's annual email to me to conserve water this summer. What a bloody cheek. Twats. I hate Southern Water with a passion.

That mouse reminds me of Dai Bradley in Ken Loach's masterpiece "Kes".

Doesn't really count though assuming Christopher Harborne bought all the copies does it? He won't have read it either. Even he recognises a load of old tosh.

Just got my new "Stop the Yachts" England flag. Quite pleased with it, although I should have chosen a few UK billionaires for the bottom right quarter. 1% wealth tax pa. plus a 5% exit tax would seem reasonable for such greedy twats.