JohnBettermanParody
@johnbetterman
This is a joke/parody account meant to urge John Fetterman to be a better man.
Based on the limited data set of federal politicians, it appears that supporting genocide of Palestinians is a carcinogen and may cause strokes, @johnfetterman.com
lol I made the original Betterman account when people were screaming at me that he was such a swell gentleman. Just an itty bitty witty Twitter mayor, stop picking on him! HE LIKES MAH WEED. Times have changed. truthout.org/articles/fet...
John the Butcher strikes again. Article: truthout.org/articles/fet...
Vice President job description: has a heartbeat. John Fetterman barely has that.
Israel’s designated handler for John Fetterman is his only friend besides Dave McCormick, probably.
To pro-war Dems like @johnfetterman.com , I found this profound quote: “A river of civilian blood a Blue Wave does not make,” - some philosopher somewhere probably.
“Embattled husband @fetterman.senate.gov entrenches regime who would have deported his wife”
@johnfetterman.com Butcher among butchers, featured on wheatpasted flyer in Philly.
Pennsylvania has more active and reserve duty troops as a % population than any other state and @fetterman.senate.gov wants to send them off to die. He is a super villain. Who will stop him?
@johnfetterman.com gave Trump’s State of the Union two thumbs up.
Vigilantes in pickup trucks stalking black joggers and leveling shotguns at them is wrong. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @johnfetterman.com was a trigger pull away in 2013 from an identical murder.
State Democratic Committee seats are up this year. They are the endorsers of statewide candidates. If you are approached to sign a ballot petition, do us all a favor and make “Do you like @johnfetterman.com ?” a litmus test.
FLIP FLOP ON MASKS? We figured @johnfetterman.com would find the masks suspicious since he’s famously known as the vigilante who hunted down a bundled up black jogger and brandished a shotgun at him because “he was wearing a mask” in 2013.
@johnfetterman.com puts Heinz on the boots before he licks them.
Will someone please redirect this fixated toddler back to caring about his own country? @johnfetterman.com is the kid throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle.
For a guy with kids that will be draft age during the next Forever War, @johnfetterman.com sure is eager to fan the flames.
The hateful, violent tragedy in Australia must be the fault of peace activists, says John Fetterman.