John Hatch

@johnhatch

Author of "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MURDER?" CLUE AND THE MAKING OF A CULT CLASSIC.

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John Hatch@johnhatch· 18d

It's Martha Vickers what are we even doing here

Martha Vickers looking the best anyone has on camera in The Big Sleep

John Hatch@johnhatch· 19d

Sometimes Apple's still got it

Screenshot from a Mac computer that says "Malware Blocked and Moved to Trash" with the explanation, "GhatGPT.app was not opened because it contains malware. This action did not harm your Mac."

John Hatch@johnhatch· 19d

Saw a new screening of The Odyssey in 70mm open up and jumped in to get tickets...

Screenshot of AMC's ticket purchasing website for a 2:00 a.m. screening of The Odyssey in 70mm IMAX. The screening is sold out. No, I did not get a ticket.

John Hatch@johnhatch· 19d

Happy birthday to my favorite author, the GOAT, Raymond Chandler, about whom if there is any justice in the world, you will read about in my next book.

Raymond Chandler suavely opening an envenlope

John Hatch@johnhatch· 19d

This is the Die Hard poster, right? Am I losing my mind here?

Poster for Jason Statham's "Mutiny" that is clearly a rip=off of the Die Hard poster, or at the very least a wildly coincidental design.

John Hatch@johnhatch· 22d

Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

John Hatch@johnhatch· 23d

Frinkiac meme of Moe Szyslak on the stand testifying, receiving a bag with a dollar sign on it and he says, "Oh, good. My laundry is done."

John Hatch@johnhatch· 25d

A man gets dragged into a municipal water dispute

Describe your favorite movie as boring as possible

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 11

pausa de hidratación

Hawkeye and Trapper in the Swamp on MASH raising martini glasses

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 10

Salt Lake doing its thing

A giant "ICE OUT" sign on the lawn of Memory Grove in downtown Salt Lake, just below the state capitol, shot from above with a drone

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 9

Many people are saying Kiké Hernandez is the greatest LA Dodger of all time

Image of Kiké Hernandez with an Instagram response of him saying he’s not going to the White House.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 8

I spent 20 minutes talking to my friend Mitch McConnell today.

Kenneth Branagh as Hamlet talking to a skull

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 7

Damn

Post on Twitter by the Belgian national team that says "Overturn this" and pictures of Belgian players.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 4

Happy 4th of July!

The final image in The Shining of a packed ballroom of people for the 4th of July, with Jack Nicholson in the front of the picture.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 4

Everyone assuming it was Adam Sandler the comedian but did you consider it might be Adam Sandler the director of The Price Is Right?

Image of Adam Sandler, director of The Price Is Right, in a Price Is Right hat.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 3

Oh no! Closed again due to heat! I hope the 20 people in attendance can find a nearby Cracker Barrel!

Photo of a sign from the Great American State Fair that says "Event Postponed, we will reopen at 5PM."

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 3

Anytime one soccer player touches another

Reno! 911 meme of Terry saying "I was murdered."

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jul 1

Cade Cavalli yelled "sit down boy" Willson Contreras during the Red Sox–Nationals game and the people responded appropriately.

Image of a Ku Klux Klansman labeled as "Cade Cavalli" because Cade Cavalli is a racist bitch

Google preview text of Wikipedia that reads: "Steven Cade Cavalli is a bigoted American professional baseball pitcher for the Washington Nationals of Major League Baseball. He was selected 22nd overall by the Nationals in the 2020 MLB draft and made his MLB debut in 2022. Known racist based on his comments to people of color on live TV."

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 29

"Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting" meme

The cover of the Complete Kubrick from Criterion.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 27

Steve Gelbs reports on Carlos Mendoza being fired as the Mets manager when Mr. Met shows up.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 26

I knew I was awesome. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi...

Political poll showing I align mostly with Zohran Mamdani

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 24

Post from @cicington that says "Omg you people cant do anything"

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 23

Which one of you did this

Guy crying in a MAGA hat with text that reads, "Bro please bro Trump didn't mess up the reflecting pool its being vandalized by terrorists you gotta believe me bro!"

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 21

Happy Father's Day!

Doting father Jack Torrance with his son, Danny, at the scenic Overlook Hotel.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 21

Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons meme

Homer dreaming of what his life would be like if he robbed the Kwik-e-Mart after buying a gun. He sits on the porch of a mansion in a rocking chair, dressed in an old-timey suit with a top hat and a sash that says "Senator" while smoking a cigar and twirling his gun. Marge dances next to him in a polka-dot bikini.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 19

Have some dignity for Christ’s sake!

Washington Times opinion headline: “Musk’s money makes us all richer”

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 19

Watching The 'Burbs for the millionth time and spotted Joe Dante's Rosebud sled from Citizen Kane hanging in the Klopek's basement. Sold at auction last year for $14.75 million.

A sled hanging in the Klopek's basement just as Art (Rick Ducommun) runs in.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 19

American hero Stephen Colbert rocking a tan suit for the Obama Center opening.

Stephen Colbert in a tan suit at the opening of the Obama Center.

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 18

I once attended a Mormon wedding with a ranch dressing fountain, so...

Reddit headline that says "'Please avoid chugging your ranch': TSA forced to issue warning as foreign World Cup fans fall in love with American condiment"

John Hatch@johnhatch· Jun 15

PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (Wood, 1957)