John Hazard
@johnhazard
He/Him. Cartoonist. Co-creator: Background Noise Comic. Fleeing the bird for the butterfly. Comics, art, movies, monsters & Star Trek. Buy our book, “Love Letters, Every Day” 🖖
At the end of the day, he opens a little spigot on the heel of his boot, kind of like the spit valve on a saxophone, and lets all that steamy hot water out
Go to hell @adobe.com I pay a king’s ransom every month to be able to do a dwindling amount of freelance work (largely dwindling because of the A.I. corporations like you are pushing on us) and you reset my password randomly “to protect my account”. Liars, it’s to protect your GREED.
We hated The Drama but I think we have a new least favorite movie #Obsession
Has anyone watched the movie #TheDrama because oh my god I want to destroy all humans right now
Uber/Lyft drivers should never talk. Ever. Just act like you’re a robot piloting a car. Unless the passenger engages you in conversation. Which I never, ever, ever will.
Thank you @cbldf.bsky.social for once again throwing a most excellent party with most excellent people, and for the work you do defending free speech & the writers & artists who exercise it with the great art of comics. Also for the open bar, I may by very happily drunk rn but my gratitude is 💯
Hey @adobe.com Once again telling you to go F yourself for deciding to change my password for me. I changed it recently, didn't want it changed again, I pay too much to be hassled like this. I tell all may students to avoid you like the plague 🖕
Hey @citibikenyc.bsky.social I “saved” $7.26??? You were gonna charge $10.75??? IG you changed your policy abt not charging for electric bikes when there’s no other option, but you were charging already! Also the “low assist” option is ridiculous, it barely compensates for the weight of the bike.
Batman can do a LOT of things, but he can’t ride a bike. His parents died before they could teach him. That’s why the Bat Cycle basically has training wheels.
Hey #Lyft My ride can’t be a PRIORITY PICKUP & be delayed. The only reason I let u upsell me on priority pickup was to get a ride FASTER. If my driver was delayed you should’ve just picked a closer driver, or not charged me extra. Also your feedback options only let me rate the driver, not YOU
I wish there was way more of the old monsters on the Monarch tv show, especially Mothra. Also imagine Anguirus as the comedy relief! He shows up, people panick, but he never does anything.
Dear @adobe.com Screw you. You’re not concerned about MY security, you’re concerned a member of my family might be trying to eke out a living using an app I’ve paid for over and over again. I so hate you.
Shrimp should never be served with the shell on & cooking it with the shell on is silly, all the flavor sticks to the shell. The shells are garbage.
@lisaburdige.bsky.social saw Dog Day Afternoon on Broadway & wanted to watch the movie. I don’t think I’ve ever watched it. So great, but it’s amazing to me that a movie about a random hostage sitch in the heart of Brooklyn has only 2 black actors in minor parts.
Dear @adobe.com I am on a subway train trying to finish some work before I get to my stop, and this happens. I pay you a criminal amount every month, & still I have to deal with this built in inefficiency for no reason other than your greed. Wish my clients didn’t use your products.
It’s Norman Rockwell’s painting Freedom of Speech photoshopped together with the Andorian ambassador from the Star Trek episode “Journey to Babel”
Many scholars believe he left most of the fine work up to his students, especially in his later years
And their update of the Tellarites was great, but they took the cool 3 fingered hands & made them more complicated but less alien 5 fingers. SNW & PROD brought back the 3 fingered look.
The Andorians on Star Trek originally did not have humanoid ears. They heard with their antennae. This is why in “Journey to Babel” they lean their heads forward when they listen. Later makeup teams didn’t know this. No ears makes them more interesting & alien than the fancier modern prosthetics.
I played with it on my commute to work. The pic is very low res, but upon closer examination you can clearly see her cleavage, meaning the dress is meant to be an impossible Bart Simpson hair sitch. The best solution structurally would be a sheer fabric on top to hold it up while still being Aoooga📣
Good news: soon all us Star Trek addicts can put down the dirty needle and cancel @paramountplus.com forever