Johnny Barnstorm

@johnnybarnstorm

Nerdy 40 something bear dweeb. Possibly very tall. You'll never know. Host on the Square Roots Podcast. Needs to be mildly electrocuted every time he @'s someone parasocially.

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Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 14

I was surprised how no-holds-barred racist the cop ambient dialogue is in Vice City Stories to Vic, compared with the relatively neutral treatment from random NPC cops in San Andreas.

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 14

I'm spying on him with my phone's camera while I'm in the living room. You can see those durable mouse treat dispenser toys on the shelf there, they're blue and grey

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 13

So uh do they have pet toys for large spicy cats? This squeaking mouse toy didn't stand a chance against Unnamed Boy Cat last night

A brown mouse toy with its face just ripped clean off

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 13

I picked up a used Genesis a month ago, check out my real 1994-1995 save game from Shining Force II. Some real teen nerd naming references.

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 13

I haven't seen Unnamed Boy Cat out of hiding yet since he arrived yesterday, but I sure don't remember leaving the box of treats upside down and open on the floor when I left for work last night

An upside down box of Temptations spilled out on the dark wood floor by a doorway and a fan. After cleaning it up it looks like the cat ate about... 1/5th of it

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 4

just don't be too alarmed when the lights pop up

An in-car view of a 1987 Mazda RX-7 at night, with the pop-up headlights open and Zangief's eyes are looking back at you, wrapped over the pop-up headlight covers, staring deep into your soul

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 4

Gaze upon my my Forza Horizon 6 garage and despair! Truly, I am cringe, therefore I am powerful.

A screenshot of my first garage in Forza Horizon 6. I have put three cars up for display: two Mazda RX-7s in a red wrap with Zangief decals on all sides, and a 1980s Corvette C4 with a bear flag wrap. It's preeeettyyyy cool

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jul 1

I am jealous of Arthur and his beefy monster polycule in the Commodore 64 title screen for Ghosts n Goblins.

The title screen for Ghosts 'n Goblins for the Commodore 64 featuring Arthur in armour throwing his spear, the big boss looming over everyone, and a beefy Cyclops on red studded armour on the left and an ogre with a heart tattoo in a lil blue speedo on the right

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jun 28

digital foundry could never get at the heart of rendering technology the way I can

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jun 28

One of my post production coworkers from back in the day made me fix the hood alignment of that decal

A red 1987 Mazda RX-7 drives through clouds of red smoke in the mountains, it's got zangief's face on the hood and the eyes are aligned with the pop up headlights

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jun 28

Dang, with the Supermodel Naomi emulator, I can play one of my favourite arcade games of all time!

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jun 27

I think my Zangief wrap looks best at night with the headlights on

A 1980s RX7 with Zangief's face on the hood and pop up head lights sorta close to where his eyes would be

Johnny Barnstorm@johnnybarnstorm· Jun 23

I had my sweater tied around my neck because it was too hot to wear it at the time but it can get weirdly cold in my office at work at night so I wanted to have it with me, and I thought it made me look like a cool gay hobbit on an adventure, and I know teen me would have thought I looked super cool