Johnny Johnson

@johnnyjohnson

Raised by ghosts, married the sea, died alone, and came from the future — unprofessional practitioner of various arts

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Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· 21d

Just make it exist first, you can make it good later (And also get mad when you’re done and decide that you liked the vibe of the sketch so much more)

A cheeky expression on a nondescript face with a weird little nose. The mouth tilts up sharply on one side in a sly closed-mouth grin. The narrow eyes look to the same side. One eyebrow on the same side is raised and arched significantly, while the other is much lower, more flat, and slightly tilted in the opposite direction.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· 22d

Remember back when Sauron was just giving cool rings away to everyone for free? No special occasion or anything, he was just a super great craftsman and everyone loved it. I miss those days

Ian McKellan as Gandalf in an image from the movie The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), saying “It’s quite cool” as he holds out a Sauron-forged ring.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· 27d

You expect me to believe this was the version BEFORE C3PO? Ugh I’m so done with shoddy prequel nonsense

Photograph of the “C3OO” marking on a Mercedes-Benz C-Class automobile. It looks nothing at all like the famous Star Wars droid “C3PO”.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Apr 13

Ambigramonday mood: Not Great Hope Dan’s doing well, though #ambigram

Rotational ambigram of the name “Dan” that reads the same upside-down. This is inscribed upon a black scratchpad that reveals colorful backing underneath the scratches; these colors are largely reddish orange with some yellow and pink at opposite sides of the top or bottom.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Apr 6

This is the dumbest thing. Way to distinguish user “RNB” from user “MB”, chucklefucks! This is literally dependent on the viewer being able to tell when ONE PIXEL is either gray or black. Nice.

A photo of two crappy screenshots of a transactional program, blown up and placed next to each other so that you can see a column of user “RNB” on the left and a column of user “MB” on the right. These initials are displayed in lowercase font and are virtually identical thanks to poor font kerning.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Mar 28

Picture 1: Could use improvement Picture 2: Improved

Photo of an airplane wing that has the words “NO STEP” stenciled upon it.

Photo of an airplane wing that has the words “NO STEP ON SNEK” stenciled upon it, thanks to some rushed digital enhancement.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Mar 27

It’s him, John Alaska

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Feb 23

It’s an auspicious Ambigramonday for Zach; stay safe out there. #ambigram

Rotational ambigram of the name Zach, inscribed into black scratch paper with a colorful backing. It reads the same upside-down.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Jan 22

Hmm

A classic vinyl record adapter that looks suspiciously similar to three hares sharing their ears with each other

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Dec 18

The Toymaker from Babes in Toyland (1986) saying “You’re a taker in the land of giving”.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Dec 12

I guess we finally found out that the guy from this classic bad date tweet was Andy Serkis??

my name is no.
@om_eye_goodness
last year, i went on a date with a dude and when i told him i was reading Animal Farm again, he laughed obnoxiously for an entire minute and said i was too old to be reading children's books.
i think about that a lot.
...i wonder if he's still an idiot.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Dec 11

Couldn’t be bothered to attribute the artist, eh? Gotta crop the name off, huh?

The same cartoon, but with Joe Lennon’s name clearly on it, with the date 06-30-21

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Nov 11

“Well actually, it looks like you need help figuring out what’s wrong with discs that don’t have the whole game on them. Would you like an 8-post thread on the subject?”

Microsoft’s old paperclip mascot of assistance, Clippy, wearing a trilby hat.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Nov 10

Surfrajettes last night! 🤩 🏄‍♀️

Four women wearing cute matching 70’s-inspired outfits and playing musical instruments on a stage with a groovy optical illusion backdrop.

Some of the women as sound check was wrapping up, putting away their instruments and talking to each other. The photo includes a reflection off the shiny surface of a countertop, which makes the scene look a little trippier than usual.

Five women (The fifth is the opening act, not a Surfrajette) in normal street clothes practicing playing a song together for sound check.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Oct 20

Important work

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Oct 6

🦴🦴🦴 #SKELETON #ARTSHARE 🦴🦴🦴 …Newer skeletons

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Oct 6

🦴🦴🦴 #SKELETON #ARTSHARE 🦴🦴🦴 Older skeletons…

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Sep 29

Since I’m posting pictures, here’s a butterfly (If you expand the whole photo) amid interesting rocky textures, seen a couple of weeks ago.

Photo of a rock wall with a butterfly. Taken somewhere along the Eagle Creek trail to the Punch Bowl Falls.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Sep 29

Ambigramonday — you can have a little COVID, as a treat. #Ambigram

Sticky note with an ambigram penned in black ink upon it. The ambigram reads “covid” both rightside-up and upside-down.

Johnny Johnson@johnnyjohnson· Sep 27

What the fuck is he talking about. “War ravaged Portland” my ass, what fucking war?? This dumbass daughterfucker and that goddamn maggot narrative that Portland is burning down to the ground every day is so stupid