Johnny Wallflower

@johnnywallflower

ICE must be destroyed. Slava Ukraini. Heroyam slava. PoFite-MeFite-Guitar-Bicycle he/him Trans women are women; trans men are men. Trans rights are human rights. johnnywallflower.com

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Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· 18h

Awww. This one had a bee that let me pet it.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· 1d

Imagine your last text is the only thing written on your tombstone. What does it say?

Picture of a woman standing up and hugging an enormous dog whose head is bigger than hers. Text:

me: *sees a 150lb dog*
Me: awww da little puppyyy

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· 1d

Then this must be your pied á terre in Victoria, BC

A city building front with the words

ODD FELLOWS
Est 1864

Above them is a gold symbol of the International Order of Odd Fellows

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jul 20

A can labeled “Bachelor Chow: Now With Flavor!”

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jul 18

I only heard about ZZ plants last week. I have acquired a lovely example of the Raven variant.

A Raven ZZ plant with several stems and a new shoot. The leaves are dark purple instead of the bright green of the standard variety. In the background is a shallow pot with a large snake plant, a sanseveria moonlight grown from a single pup. A plastic T. rex is protecting it.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jul 12

Hello from Canada 👋

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jun 30

@coldchef.bsky.social is this because of you?

Sign on a cemetery chain-link fence that says “no unauthorized burials”

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jun 30

Translation screenshot

English: “spank me daddy”
Dutch: “geef me een klap papa”

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jun 19

JOHNNY WALLFLOWER
INDIE-FOLK AMERICANA MUSICIAN
126 STRENGTH • TOP 50%
GEMINI 3.1 LITE SAYS
A MUSICIAN AND SONGWRITER KNOWN FOR HIS WORK IN THE INDIE-FOLK AND AMERICANA GENRES.

I am not that.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· May 4

A road sign that shows a single-engine aircraft bouncing off a car, with the word DANGER below it

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Apr 15

This is my building’s elevator. I’m not sure how else to arrange buttons for double-digit floors.

Elevator panel for a building with 12 floors, arranged in three columns, left to right and bottom to top.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Mar 15

Original cover of Robert Heinlein’s “Have Space Suit—Will Travel.” A man in a blood-red spacesuit against a yellow background. Craters and mountains can be seen in the distance.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Mar 2

Newspaper article headlines onna story:

ARCHDUKE'S DEATH
REMOVES DANGER OF EUROPEAN CONFLICT

Murdered Prince Said to Have Been a Militarist Who Favored Germany's Aggressive Policy.

WAS FAVORITE IN
ENGLISH CIRCLES

And Was Frequent Visitor to London and Guest of
King George.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Feb 28

Are we still doing “There’s always a tweet”?

Trump tweet from 10 Sept 2012: “Now that Obama‘s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.”

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jan 24

The local weatherman at one of the DC stations would post his Bread-O-Meter forecast.

The Bread-O-Meter, a weather forecast screen for snow that ranks how bad it will be by the number of loaves of bread you should buy.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jan 17

I think this is the actual Bluesky moment: a poster listens to an expert and then admits they were mistaken!

Screenshot: “ Fair point. Does not seem to be as well protected indeed. I must be misremembering something.”

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jan 15

You’re a complete disgrace. Resign. Now.

An angry man yells “YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER”

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Jan 7

They put a spin on it in Puerto Vallarta.

Photo of a Mexican King Cake package, but it’s King Pizza (Pizza de Reyes). Includes two figures!

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Dec 23

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Dec 19

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go

Poster for the movie “The Sound of Music”

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Dec 7

Took down my repost because the video is AI and the poster refuses to acknowledge it.

Screenshot of post with AI video about shelter dogs choosing the human they want.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Nov 28

Can you tell I spend most of my time in the US?

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Nov 25

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Nov 18

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Nov 18

Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie

B&W Closeup. Old guy stares into the camera. Above his right shoulder is part of a map of Florida.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Nov 16

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Drawing of the face of a Claymore anti-personnel mine. It says “front toward enemy“

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Oct 27

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Oct 19

Did anybody else see this about ten minutes ago? Tapping on that brought up a box saying that technology from KWS was being used to see if I had verified my age using that email address it with other platforms.

A notice from Bluesky that says “the laws in your location require you to verify you’re an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Oct 15

Graph showing rate of left-handedness over time, increasing sharply starting in 1908 and leveling out at 12% in the 1950s.

Johnny Wallflower@johnnywallflower· Oct 12