Jon C

@jon-c

Human and puppy Ovi stan | #ALLCAPS fan in NC | arena visitor (29 of 32) | chicken wing aficionado | dog enthusiast

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Jon C@jon-c· 18d

Happy National Tequila Day to you and yours

Flex tape meme: water leaking out of a tank is labelled "all the problems in my life" and when flex tape resolves the leak it is labelled "national tequila day"

Jon C@jon-c· 22d

Lebanon bologna is a weird smoked, fermented meat product that I am slightly obsessed with, and will eat every opportunity I get. And I was in an Amish market this weekend, so the opportunity is here! (For the uninitiated, it is more like salami than normal bologna.)

A plate holds a sandwich consisting of sourdough bread, Lebanon salami, sharp cheddar cheese, and spicy deli mustard.

Jon C@jon-c· 24d

If not friend then why friend shaped

A hefty black bear lounging in the grass near a hill and some trees. A coke can is nearby, just out of frame is an overturned trash can.

Jon C@jon-c· 25d

Might as well bring this one back too

Jon C@jon-c· 29d

I don't mean to brag* but I've eaten at my local taco truck four times in the last week. *that's a lie, I'm totally bragging

3 steak tacos, topped with cilantro and hot sauce, sitting next to some grilled onions and jalapeno and sides of rice and black beans

Jon C@jon-c· Jul 12

Omg he did the tweet

Mike F
@mikrfossey
Check this shit out mutherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]

Jon C@jon-c· Jul 9

The canes are getting cooked on reddit, deservedly so

Finally pulled the trigger! Told y'all I'd be getting one to commemorate all my favorite canes if we won't the cup and I wasn't lying
Picture show a fresh tattoo on a forearm that says Carolina Hurricanes 2025-26 and then lists all the members of the Dundon family.

A photo showing what could be a portion of the Stanley cup that is engraved with Carolina Hurricanes 2025-26 and below that has the stick figure family commonly seen on stickers on minivan/SUV back glass

Your 2026 Stanley Cup Champions
The photo shows the championship photo, but all the faces have been replaced with Dundon's

Picture of the Carolina Hurricanes 2025-26 engraving on the Stanley cup, but every name is Tom Dundon.

Jon C@jon-c· Jul 8

a cat standing behind a keyboard with a speech bubble open towards the quoted post

Jon C@jon-c· Jul 2

It's starting to feel like the rest of you aren't even trying

Screenshot of Google telling me I'm a top listener of the grateful dead in May and June

Jon C@jon-c· Jul 1

Pope Leo XIV probably:

Jon C@jon-c· Jun 25

This 👇

Here’s some quick maths son the Tuch deal to try to contextualize it a bit more. Next season he's at $10.5M AAV, which is 10.1% of a $104M cap. Last year, that would've been 11% or a $95.5M cap; in 2027-28 it will be 9.3% of a $113.5M cap (and 9.3% of the cap for 2025-26 would be $9.62M). So in Y4, he'll be at 8% of a $132M cap, which would be the equivalent of an $8.27M deal in 2026-27 and in Y8, he'll be at 6.5% of a $161M cap, or what would be a $6.78M deal today (the cap in the out years is a ballpark estimate). I’m not sure people have wrapped their heads around how much the cap is going to increase (I know I haven't) and see this deal as crippling because the numbers (dollars and term) absolutely pop in our June 25, 2026 brains. But if the cap is around $140M in Y6, he'll be taking up 7.1% of the cap, which last season would've been a $7.43M AAV, which is a tick more than Shea Theodore was at last year. (Also, there's a very good chance that Jordan Kyrou's deal is going to age exceptionally well.)

Jon C@jon-c· Jun 25

Unhinged plane lady explaining that mf isn't real

Jon C@jon-c· Jun 22

About to go pay an obscene vet bill for this cutie pie. He's lucky he's the best boy ever.

A black mut with a greying snout sits and begs for whatever I was eating at the time this pic was taken.

Jon C@jon-c· Jun 18

Make it make sense. > hired for stanley cup playoff run > cost his team a second round draft pick and got fined $100k > lost > will still get hired by another NHL team