Jonathon Colman

@jonathoncolman

Coffee first, AI content right after that. Leading UX content design at HubSpot. Returned Peace Corps Volunteer. Partner to Marja, walker of Lola, Ireland immigrant, global migrant. 👉 👈

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Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· 13d

"My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine."

A wine cellar with a huge barrel placed over the stairs. A light shines down the stairs to illuminate the floor in a circle of spotlight. Above the stairs but below the barrel, a label reads “VINIFICATION”.

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· 14d

“Wine is memory in a glass.”

Bunches of grapes on a vine at a Provençal winery.

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· 16d

Good color vibes

A light beige brick building with cornflower blue shutters and white & blue-striped awnings.

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· 17d

ChatGPT? Never heard of him, kid.

Package advertising reading “Les Laines du Chat Botté” or (I think?) “Puss in boots wool” in English. The illustration features a black cat in black boots holding up a fancy hat and (I think?) yarn. Look, my French ain’t great and I’ve been drinking and there’s kind of a lot going on here, okay?

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Jun 3

Two episodes in to “Widow’s Bay” and it seems like the real monster is capitalism

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Jun 1

I want to see through her eyes

A closeup photo of my dog, Lola, a 6.5-year-old shepherd/lab mix. Black with with lots of white speckles, sort like a salt and pepper mix. Piercing golden-brown eyes.

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· May 8

Saw this in Conductor and it's the best software setting ever

A configuration setting in Conductor that reads "I'm not absolutely right, thank you very much: Strip "You're absolutely right!" from AI messages."

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Apr 28

Me, too, Claude… me, too.

An output message generated by Claude Code that reads, "almost done thinking with high effort."

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Apr 12

Sunday feels 🏖️

A bit of street art that reads, “I wanna drop my arms and take your arms and walk you to the shore.”

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Apr 11

Yep, it’s that kind of Saturday ☕️ 🛠️

The exposed back panel of a Sage/Breville Bambino Plus espresso machine. Lots of wires and tubes and other components. Fun!

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Mar 31

Every time I hear someone say "MCP" I think of

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Mar 29

May 1, 2026 general strike: no work, no school, no shopping. ✊ Sign the pledge, take collective action: maydaystrong.org

May Day 2026: a nationwide day of collective action. Friday, May 1, 2026.

Workers over billionaires — maydaystrong.org

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Mar 22

Do you also do this when you have to wake up early for a flight or are you normal

A series of five alarms I’ve set on my phone at 3:00am, 3:05am, 3:10am, 3:15am, and 3:20am. You know, just in case 🤷

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Mar 22

RIP Sam Kieth, creator of The Maxx, writer and artist. The Maxx didn’t just focus on depression, abuse, trauma, and failure… it understood them. Sam made space for people who felt broken and unseen. That was rare in the ‘90s. It’s still rare now. bleedingcool.com/comics/sam-k...

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Feb 27

A tale of two headlines: civility for me, but not for thee

Headline 1: “Justice Thomas Bemoans Incivility as Security Prompts Cancellation of In-Person Speech
The justice participated remotely in a closed-door session of a legal conference, a reminder of the heightened threats facing jurists in recent years.”

Headline 2: “SecDef Hegseth Announces Trans Scouts In Scouting America Will Be Outed, Segregated
The policy is the latest in a trend of organizations capitulating to Trump over transgender people.”

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Feb 17

Every time I see this banana I lose 20 hit points

A menu from Google Gemini showing a bright yellow banana icon for "Create Images". This is a reference to their "NanoBanana" capability to generate images using AI. In case it's not clear: I hate it.

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Feb 5

Now it's time for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change.

Klara (left) and Oswald (right), two characters from Brian K. Vaughan's and Fiona Staples' SAGA comics, depicted playing a sci-fi board game called "Nun Tuj Nun".

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Jan 20

There’s no shame in liking your food! 😋

My dog with her head stuck in a bag of dog food

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Jan 3

I’ve seen this show before

A scene from the “Andor” TV show where Dedra and Partagaz are discussing their plans. Captioned dialogue reads: “We need what’s in the ground. The Empire has been patient long enough. Our struggles with Ghorman are well-documented by this point.”

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Jan 1

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.

Lola, the Wonder-Mutt, with her gaping maw open to catch a treat, showing a mouthful of TEEFS.

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Jan 1

It me

A two-panel meme of Jim from “The Office” saying: “You’re looking at the master of leaving parties early. I don’t mean to brag, but New Year’s Eve I was home by 9.”

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Dec 31

I dove back into cycling in a big way this year. I blame it on turning 50 and the generally shitty state of {points at everything}. I’m not particularly fast, powerful, a great climber or sprinter. But it helps settle my mind and that is enough.

My cycling stats for 2025: 285 rides, 239 hours & 53 minutes, 6,743 kilometers, and 53,326 meters of elevation gain.

Jonathon Colman@jonathoncolman· Dec 17

Yes, I understand the constraints and mechanics of why Slack shows me the exact same notification for each of my 20+ communities But that doesn't make it any less annoying