
I got this picture of a banana slug chowing down the other day

Them: you better not rile up the cat at the function!
Me: of course, don’t worry
Me (after one beer):

I love this little blue Pokémon. The Pope Leo

Pulling up to the function to breathe heavily as my idle animation

Showing this picture to my barber

What is there to leave 210 comments about when reading the cards answers the question

Been making great use of the drafts feature

When someone asks me which light switch does what in the place I have lived in for years