Jon Marthaler
@jonmarthaler
Can't shut up about Minnesota sports, but still always Minnesota nice. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
The Tigres fans have a lot of banners in their section, which is fun. Your move Portland
#MNUFC fans are gonna take these scoring problems into their own hands
waiting for the smoke to announce that they've elected a new MLS commissioner
BYRON BUXTON: Not only do I want to stay in Minnesota, they can't trade me even if they want to! TOM POHLAD: Yeah! Yeah!! JEREMY ZOLL: Not only that, but we're not gonna trade anybody! LAS VEGAS:
The new MLS marketing campaign may not win any awards but at least it's honest
Listen I don’t know why @futi.live is hitting #MNUFC defender DJ Taylor with the full government name but I do know that it’s making me laugh
Postgame: an Asian dude in a Luka Modric jersey waving a Bosnia-Herzegovina flag, a picture so garbled that I am certain this is the first instance of a physical World Cup fan that has been generated entirely by AI
Ai is here to tell you if you have a can, a bottle, or something else
There are THREE BINS and they are all CLEARLY labeled, WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE
Something about this ESPN promo email makes me think of the Iraqi Information Minister
Stadium is full and the crowd is into it but it’s a *baseball* game. Truly foreign to Minnesotans
Dude in the Egypt flag is not getting much response to his drumming, so the guy in the Mexico jersey has adopted him and is trying to help, I have become just as interested in this multinational effort as the game itself
Well it’s happening for sure. I didn’t tear up a little. Don’t put in the newspaper that I teared up a little
I believe that the font choices in these Twins ads were made specifically to drive people insane
9:45pm, Wild at first intermission, Wolves haven't started yet, it's only Game 2
Kelvin Yeboah and Eric Durkee saw your posts and don’t look happy about it #MNUFC
Update: here's the latest in have-to-be-fake press releases from MLS. If this is a bit on their part, I'm enjoying it.
honest to goodness I think MLS sent out this press release just to see what would happen, to see if anyone would reprint it or report on it, because it cannot possibly mean anything or even be a real thing
Nice try, National Weather Service. The Roseville school system knows WAY better than you and already canceled school tomorrow.