Oh dear I hope you don’t have anyTriffid farm duties today.

What a git, now you’re going to have to steal The Lovely Jo away from him. That’ll teach him

Ahh so you have a moth problem aswell

I’ve got his fossilised Uncle on my Mantle Piece, he wouldn’t be happy about that either.

I have a Crinoid fragment at home, i like to wet it and see how many stars I can count, it was found at Charmouth Dorset by my friend, where was your one found.

Can’t Davros get you some Sunblock 5000 from OCP, it comes with a free green lady

You never know who else you might find in such places, sunning themselves out of there casing.

It’s Doctor Who, and he’s come to kill you

I thought this was a Ogron Vespa

Oh no the Paparazzi have arrived.

Ohh dear, hope you didn’t invest all your bananas. I FEEL SO GUILTY

Maybe it’d be safer to put them in one of these establishments?

I was always under the impression that the Ogron economy was based on bananas. When you get paid for all the dangerous work you do for Davros, what happens to your banana wealth if Adric has put you on a diet.

I was under the impression you had quite an extensive presence in the performing arts, I think Adric is behind the times, here’s a pic of you scaring the show girls after your performance in Waiting for Godot.

Board in the park whilst still pretending to be going to work with his suitcase, better make sure he doesn’t get his hands on any guns, he might go all vigilante on all you Ogrons.

Not to mention the pet cleansing business opportunities, look how clean that Drashig is now

In remembrance to all died in the holocaust,

Next he’ll be getting you to put loads to flags on lamp posts, try not mix his laundry in.

I think you have a rival, ooh what a Carry On

The Airline (Spaceline) food for pets looks a tad basic, Does it come in Banana flavour.

Who’s got the big red detonation button this time?

Air’s Sexy Boy would look good on stage

It’s not the only eatee children’s book your associated with, not sure how this one ends? (after you have gorged your way through the biggest fruit salad in the universe).

The real question is has she provided you with some extra ABSORBENT Gritty Kitty Litter, It stays crunchy even in milk.

😵‍💫 Must buy Darth Vader autograph for £30 😵‍💫 (Davros has some unfair competition, does the Jedi mind trick work on Ogrons?)

Hope you are prepared for the change over, everything turns green when professor Stahlman dabbles.

I noticed 3 Daleks do a ride by on a VanGoth, I just think Davros and his Daleks are irresponsible with the time ring.

Seems like quite a minor mistake, compared to the act that you could have mistaken him for.

Are Ogrons like Mandrels, in that when you vaporise Mandrels they turn into Vraxoin, a very expensive and addictive drug. Do Ogrons turn into Banana flavour Nesquik powder when vaporised? Mmmm tasty when milk is added.

Don’t worry, I’ll send around a Jester to help cheer you up. He’s very cheap considering all the tricks he can do.