jon rosenberg

@jonrosenberg

extremely alive cartoonist. I won an award once • • • • • he/him

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jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· 26d

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· 26d

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· 26d

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· 26d

sketches for oliver and jerrell's upcoming Goats chapter

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jul 3

"Jon! They stole your multi-million dollar idea!" No. Stealing this idea is tradition. Great artists steal.

The cover of Primus' Pork Soda album, featuring what appears to be a clay sculpture of a crazed cartoon pig's head

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jun 16

You can remove Bryan Brown from Cocktail if you promise to add Bryan Brown from FX

Bryan Brown standing in front of the monster prop from FX

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jun 15

Sky looks like a Toy Story 5 promo. How tacky. How basic

A perfect cloudy blue sky with puffy clouds

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jun 15

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· May 31

I love the attention to detail in Widow's Bay. In the historical flashback episode, they use the 4:3 aspect ratio, just like it was back in 1702

A google search for Widow's Bay that asks "Did you mean: the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed"

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· May 26

Remember to get up and take a break every few hours! Self-care is important, the sphinx will still be there later

Fineas, suffering from Sphinx Fatigue: "I like sphinxes! I do. I think I just need a break from them once in a while."

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· May 21

a portion of a Goats comic script I'm working on that contains the phrase "snelven levels" which, it turns out, is really difficult to say fast multiple times

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· May 6

I did it first.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Apr 25

I may have played a little BG3, previously. A little.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Apr 12

Found a woodpecker but he refused to keep pecking after I started filming. Rude.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Apr 9

Page 50 of Goats 5 is now live for Patrons! My enemies said this could never happen but they're all strangely quiet now www.patreon.com/posts/goats-...

Prak, a weird pale man holding potatoes in front of a flaming scifi city, says "I can't believe they're dead." He seems upset.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Mar 22

My early Crimson Desert review. I could see myself putting two hundred hours into this game and remembering none of it (complimentary)

Recommended
7.2 hrs last two weeks / 7.2 hrs on record
Posted: Mar 22 @ 12:52pm

This is Video Games: The Video Game. It contains all other games. Every minute I am playing it I am thinking about the games it reminds me of in that moment. Is it good? Is McDonalds good? Is all the McDonalds you can eat good? These are questions best left for wiser men than I.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Mar 1

IBM Training Manual from 1979: "A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision."

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Feb 21

DOn't mind me, just going through some old files

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Feb 21

1:08am, mods are asleep. Post pancakes

pancakes: the better part of valor. anthropomorphized pancake stack on red background

pancakes: the better part of valor. anthropomorphized pancake stack on green background

pancakes: the better part of valor. anthropomorphized pancake stack on gray background

pancakes: the better part of valor. anthropomorphized pancake stack on brown background

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Feb 12

What? A new page of Goats? That's impossible. He died in 1965: www.patreon.com/posts/goats-...

tractoria, holding a piece of shoulder armor in front of a pile of potatoes in a flaming hellscape: I think these potatoes are… farmella.
prak: what?

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Feb 11

Almost done. New page will post tomorrow.

A farmer's daughter, in a dark cloak and wearing scythes, examines a pile of potatoes and memes with great trepidation. There are flames in the background and she is holding a red energy dome (DEVO hat)

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jan 28

They found my email. I don't know a thing about bladder cancer and I don't want to. Don't let them make me be a bladder doctor please

Hi Dr. Rosenberg,

I hope all is well. I’m reaching out to you as I currently have a US-based investor client who is researching treatments for bladder cancer. As part of this research, they are trying to connect with doctors who are treating patients with NMIBC (Non-Muscle Invasive Bladder Cancer) and LG-IR-NMIBC (Low-Grade, Intermediate-Risk, Non-Muscle Invasive Bladder Cancer). They are hoping to better understand the pros and cons of treatments like Zusduri, Valrubicin, or Epirubicin.

After coming across your background on LinkedIn and seeing your experience in the industry, we thought you would be a great resource for my client. Ultimately, they would like to schedule a 60-minute compensated phone call with you to hear your perspective on this topic. Do you have 5 minutes sometime today for me to provide more details on this project and answer any questions you might have?

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jan 24

From the people who brought you the Irish Reunification of 2024 and the Bell Riots

World War III

Earth burns amidst World War III
Date:
2026–2053
Location:
Earth
Result:
Cease fire
30% of Human population killed
Most major cities and governments on Earth destroyed
600,000 animal and plant species rendered extinct
Belligerents
United States of America
France

Eastern Coalition
A city being destroyed by a nuclear attack
"In the shadow of this incalculable devastation, we find ourselves facing a colossal challenge. There's an entire world to rebuild. Not only our cities and homes, but mankind itself!"
– Colonel Phillip Green, 2056 ("Demons")
World War III was the last of Earth's three world wars, lasting from approximately 2026 to 2053. The conflict involved nuclear cataclysm as well as genocide and eco-terrorism. The post-atomic horror in the aftermath persisted as late as 2079.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jan 21

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jan 20

He's been eating babies for ten years now

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jan 17

Post-Boogie Nights/Ocean's 11 Don Cheadle and pre-Battlestar Katee Sackhoff in the same shot. S9E5, 2002. There's been lots of other examples of the rule as I've been watching but this one seems like it belongs in the encyclopedia entry

Don Cheadle and Katee Sackhoff in S935 of ER. Don is a doctor and he's treating Katee's boyfriend.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jan 6

It took me nearly two months to complete this, due to having a bad brain that is not always cooperative. It sucked. But I'm happy with some of the detail that came out of it.

A dark figure runs across a ruined city, the corpses of charred and burning doughboys piled in the foreground

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Jan 6

There's a new page of Goats. This page nearly broke me, but it's done. www.patreon.com/posts/goats-...

A blonde guy with a severe cloak and an eyepatch wields a dagger in a fiery scifi landscape.
prak: auntie farmella!
come say hello to your favorite nibling.

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Dec 28

Shh I'm trying to listen

jon rosenberg@jonrosenberg· Dec 28