Jon With Tattoos

@jonwithtattoos

"Just try to make it sound like you wrote it that way on purpose." surgical tech, Maryland expat living in Missouri, Orioles fan, tattoo collector

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Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· 24d

Just now taking a closer look at this, and WOOHOO, I’ll finally be able to go see the O’s in KC without having to wear a sweatshirt and take a blanket! (Though I might miss the Fireball hot chocolate they serve at those early April games.)

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· 24d

This is 100% what I imagined when I used to believe baseball was a boring af sport.

Not sure who th’fuck cares, but Christian Encarnacion-Strand has the longest name of any MLB player at 27 letters.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· 29d

I’ll always remember this piece of his. Absolutely brilliant.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jul 12

Singer Bernard Sumner described the single to NME as "the last straw for Joy Division fans", noting how its upbeat sound had inverted their former band's famously gloomy image.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jul 9

Bernie Sanders is once again begging the Orioles to ride a hot bat.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jul 7

I literally LOLd.

A skeet from user The Angry Wisconsinite saying, among other things, “From Emmitt Till to Graham Platner let’s not do this again.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jul 5

Brutal.

While plenty of thought leaders have waxed lyrical about the importance of
"Al literacy" — an understanding of how to effectively use Al tools, basically - the businesses these future students are heading toward are still heavily reliant on literacy literacy.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jul 2

Ain’t no shade like fourteenth century Venetian shade. Also, linked article has some GREAT ideas for dealing with all the Trump detritus we’re gonna be stuck with once the thing happens. www.startribune.com/trump-banner... h/t @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social

A few years later, the rulers of Venice finished rebuilding and decorating the Ducal Palace, including a new chamber for the Great Council to meet. They decorated it with scenes from Venice's history and a series of portraits for each of Venice's leaders.
But over Faliero they just hung a black curtain.
And when in the 16th century the room was redecorated after a fire, Faliero's portrait was replaced by a painting of that black curtain, along with the words, "Here is the place of Marino Faliero, decapitated for his crimes."

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 28

I literally have the whole place to myself on a Sunday afternoon. I’ma lift ALL the weights. 😃

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 28

I thought I’d go work through my feelings about the current state of the Orioles by lifting some heavy things and hoo boy, there’s no better feeling than an empty gym parking lot.

An empty parking lot outside an industrial park gym

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 28

My favorite Hawaiian is gettin’ loose.

Rick Dalton knows a quality reliever when he sees one

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 26

As shitty as the Orioles season is going, it would be SO much worse if Craig Kimbrel was still playing for them. Also, subscribe to Craig’s newsletter; it’s good!

Rays 13, Royals 2: I know that people have varying opinions on the value of a combined no-hitter, but we know 100% that Kevin Cash and the Rays don't give a shit about such things. Because if they did they wouldn't have asked Craig Kimbrel to close it out.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 14

Just a reminder, if you want to celebrate a birthday, my dad would’ve been 76 today. He wasn’t perfect (whose dad is?) but he was on the right side of a lot of issues when others of the same age and upbringing were not.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 13

Really looking forward to getting some use out of these Kittredge reaction pics.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 12

Also, @dieworkwear.bsky.social can we get a judgement call on a seersucker jacket with pleated khaki pants?

A man wearing a seersucker jacket with tan khaki pants

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 9

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 7

"You miss 100% OF THE SHOTS YoU DON'T
TAKE. - WAYNE GRETZKY"
- MICHAEL SCOTT

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 4

I got you, buddy. And so do Sam and Gabby.

Sam, a mastiff(?) mix is using Gabby, a French bulldog, as a pillow. Gabby also has her own pillow. They’re ridiculously cute.

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 3

Jon With Tattoos@jonwithtattoos· Jun 1

I decided to stop and get fancy coffee on the way to work th’smorning. I asked the guy at the Starbucks drive-through if he could put them in a carrier so I could stash them in the passenger footwell for the drive. Not sure he completely understood the balancing vibe I was going for.