J. Smith
@jooltman
Professional Citizen. Adores Poetry/Bikes/Textiles.
Mistakenly staying at ICE-loving Hilton brand hotel (via hidden bargain rate) and the room art is especially creepy towards women which tracks.
Leveled up bollard game in Boulder, CO. Really attractive, yet entirely immovable.
Always appreciate when people make the street safety signs municipalities should be making.
Donuts over Brooklyn at 300 ft.? Is this an unmarked NYPD craft or some other run of the mill psycho pilot? Who knows given how unregulated helicopter traffic in NYC is! @schumer.senate.gov @kirstengillibrand.bsky.social @stopthechopnynj.bsky.social
Why does @nytimes.com think the world cares about what one demographic is doing enough to warrant not one but two front page articles? (Aside: If they dislike work and sex, what are they doing?)
This person doesn’t allow comments or quote posts, so just saying here that it’s hysterical to imagine ONLY Nolan having this extremely pervasive and reasonable fear.
How about you keep protecting Americans from dangerous, greedy corporations?
Can’t understand why NYC DOT and local BIDs like North Flatbush spend millions of dollars on capital projects, but then rapidly allow them to fall into unusable conditions through lack of basic maintenance. @cmshahanahanif.bsky.social
I caught this moment too. Deeply satisfying at a core emotional level. Now, lining up again, the poor shmucks.
Fellow NYCers, sometimes it can be cathartic to rant at the ConEd bot messenger. #PublicRenewables now!
Have a good holiday, all you Fascist sympathizer/enabler/cult member visitors and Actual Fascists in DC. Enjoy your fair. (To all the actual residents, deepest sympathy.)
The world is melting due to humanmade #climatechaos, thousands dying from extreme heat each day. Meanwhile, @nymag.com is worried about the impact on women’s makeup.
I brought up the rear on the American Dream today in Brooklyn. It’s alive no matter how hard some wish it weren’t. Congratulations grads!
“…Deadly Heat Stifles…” This is how you write a #climatechaos headline. Now if only the @nytimes.com photo editors would stop featuring people having fun, lounging on beaches, and start featuring images of blue lips, hydration IV’s, body bags. Grim, but more on point. @coveringclimatenow.org
And this race was about so much more than Israel no matter how NYT frames it.
Riding the rails, spreading the news. Bag on seat for one second promotional purposes :)
There are two types of escalator riders: Climbers and Standers. What kind are you? I’m a climber.
Guarding the wrong spot? Algae Bandit last seen at Brooklyn’s Mermaid Parade.
Either do or don’t do. NYPD fair anti-ramming hard protection is so spotty. Also, idling cars are extra gross and illegal. L: Mermaid Parade. R: Father’s Day Fair
Been trying to get NYPD to do meaningful traffic enforcement for decades. This is on you, 78th Pct. for being so incredibly lame at your jobs. A cherished #parkslope family destination like our music conservatory shouldn’t be impacted by reckless drivers. (Luckily, it seems like no injuries?)
Anyone know about helicopters? How long do they take to get to a proper (not as irritating) altitude? Can’t they just go straight up? I’m tired of being buzzed by Flexjet. @stopthechopnynj.bsky.social
Early voted yesterday and couldn’t be easier. Lander for Congress will fight for economically disadvantaged and middle class New Yorkers, maybe even make billionaires uncomfortable in the best possible way!?
Pretty sure even canvassers can’t be this close to active polling places. Why does Goldman think it’s okay to be strolling up and down the block as voters are actively choosing whether to support his Big-PAC-Funded-Never-in-the-District self. (Video via @dansaysstuff on Insta) @nycvotes.bsky.social