Josie Hemphill
@josiehemphill05
Cute, chaotic, and probably oversharing ✨ 21 | Bi 🏳️🌈 Autistic + Tourette’s ❤ Dancer • Writer • Aspiring Model
Everyone say hi to Petunia 🥰 aka my sourdough starter, aka my child. She eats flour, needs constant attention and I’m apparently expected to keep her alive. I have made a terrible mistake. 😂🍞
Went to the beach yesterday and got absolutely fucking cooked by the sun 😂 At least I got a pretty picture out of it, so I suppose the sunburn was worth it. 🌞😭
If my eyes look tired and sad...its coz i am. Plus I have a pounding head 😂 feel like death over here
Come chill with me… worst case scenario you get flirted with and fed snacks 🥰
Went for a peaceful little walk and the rain said “absolutely not.” Not a single dry inch left on me by the time I got home 🥲
Do we like the new jeans? Please say yes because I spent money on them and if they’re ugly I genuinely cannot cope with that information right now.
I need to go back 🥲 so pretty… bonus entertainment: geese scrapping like it’s WWE
✨️Looking For Mutuals✨️ Hi, I’m Josie, 20, Bexhill Love anything to do with: ❤️Cosy Games (animal crossing mainly) ❤️Writing (poetry/blogs) ❤️Reading Repost/Like to be mutuals. I am a safe space for all ❤️ #NewMutuals #Mutuals
Currently unwell and spiritually broke. Please send love and money before I start crying publicly 😂
Only good thing about periods is that I get porn star tits for a week 😂 i feel like utter shit but at least I look hot 🫠
Here’s a selfie from before my period arrived and decided to body-slam me like it’s WWE. Cherish her. She didn’t know what was coming ❤️🔥😂
Didn’t get ID’d for the shopping today. My nan’s cardigan clearly screams “respect your elders.” 👵😂
Finally got my ultrasound done. The only good part? It’s over — and my little sister can stop telling people I’m pregnant. For the record: I’m not, and never was 💀 P.S: also got a sweet treat from mother ❤️
Head’s pounding, but the lighting was decent so… selfie time 🤷♀️✨
two likes on my letterboxd reviews. i don’t wanna brag but i think i’m basically an influencer now 🎬✨
just tryna find my people on here 😌 if you’re into true crime, reading, animal crossing or writing, let’s be mutuals 💙
Twitter thinks im a child, so im here for now. Hello everyone ❤️ (Im 20 fyi)
just found out black mirror has a new season and no one told me?? fake friends. guess i’ll be spiralling into emotional damage and existential dread by midnight 🫠🖤 who needs therapy when you’ve got psychological chaos 📺💥