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It is a post. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing…
Who could’ve predicted a day when the devil’s lettuce would be safer than iceberg or romaine…? 😎
Framed the autographed album cover with the record inside; not sure if it was a mistake or not, but I do appreciate it as art as well… 🤷🏻♀️
A reminder that any day now Mitch McConnell will emerge from brumation… then we’ll chat for 20 minutes and discuss the Swift-Kelce nuptials like everyone else.
Florida’s public school education system is abysmal; among the lowest teacher pay of all 50 states. What can you do about it if elected? Miami-Dade teachers deserve better.
Trump: Go out and buy a Dell computer. Can’t you see this woman needs facial surgery? It’s not going to pay for itself!
Why would Taylor Swift want to have a wedding celebration at MSG? Hmmmmmm. I dunno… but maybe to best a stupid Freedum 250 America Fyre Fest fiasco hosted by a fat, insecure narcissist who can’t get her out of his head?
Too bad he wasn’t caught smearing his feces on the walls of the Capitol… he might’ve been entitled to compensation…
I’m old enough to remember the 1976 Tall Ships, a/k/a Operation Sail (OpSail '76); a massive intn’l maritime gathering held on July 4, 1976, to celebrate our Bicentennial. The spectacular event brought over 200 ships—including 16 majestic tall ships from 14 nations—to NY Harbor. It was AWESOME!
I remember being terrified for Willie Loomis and then relieved he turned out OK as Harvey Lacey married to Mary Beth. RIP John Karlen. www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/ar...
She’s having too good a time with that microphone; eyes closed, imagining anyone but Kash Patel…
This post from @laurenkayes is from 2024… where is Lauren now?!? 🤷🏻♀️
“This is like watching your house burn down, then calling 911 to have the firefighters arrested.” - Gov. Gavin Newsome @governor.ca.gov
Reflecting Pool Margaritas! Line a glass with a blue fruit roll-up Then you're going to need: 2 oz rum 4 oz any juice that is kinda yellow (pineapple, orange, etc) 1 oz blue curacao (adjust for color) Lime zest for garnish Yellow & blue liquids = lovely algae; rum will melt the blue fruit roll-up.
Do not dare put your hand near the reflecting pool, but feel free to use it to smear your feces on the interior walls of the Capitol building. You can even take home a lectern if you wish; just stay away from the pool!
“These are very serious crimes having to do with the destruction of National Monuments. Years in jail!” Yeah. Ok. 🙄
Soros obviously funded a group of athletes (including past Olympians) to vandalize the reflecting pool. You’ll see them parading around in their Team Algae shirts. So brazen.
Dum-dum and dummy never had a ‘b’ so how’re y’all gonna handle a ‘b’ now? Hell, everyone in the trailer park knows a dum-dum ain’t nuthin’ but a sucker… and a Dumbocrat ain’t nuthin’ but a blue Disney elephant.
I don’t know who this abusive pedo was but Facebook wants me to send a gift?
When your decor features a pink neon “A Wonderful Young Woman Respected By All - DoNaLd j tRuMp” sign, you just know secrets like ‘not washing your face’ or ‘not enjoying a shower’ will be spilled… Yeah, hard pass.
Apparently tRuMp held a little birthday get-together for himself Saturday night, with himself as featured entertainer. Most of us invite our friends and their +1 for free. His invite cost guests a million bucks. Each.
Slow news day at Fox News I guess. But MAGA Steve is on top of it anyway… 🙄