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@jpdaltonaz
Recovered Republican. Author. Retired sportswriter. Retired political writer. Mensch. Husband. Father. Grandfather. Curmudgeon. Read a book, piss off a conservative
Speaking of the W, this team was a fuckton of fun to watch. Hell, Cheryl Miller cueing up Rollercoaster was worth the price of admission alone.
Didn’t a broken down Trump Force One sit at an airport in New York for a while …
Lilah just had a 20-minute conversation with Mitch McConnell where they discussed Churu and the intemperance of birds drinking from our fountain. #caturday
I’m donating $100 if lightning hits this square and lights it up. Need a beneficiary.
Even Lilah is sitting on the edge of her seat. FINISH THIS!
I put an #FDT garden flag in my yard a week ago. Today, a neighbor left me this on my front doorknob.
TFW you said 15 minutes ago that you’re eating a second gummy because the first didn’t hit.
It truly sucks that Elmo has made this less cool than it really is. #spacex
She can see for miles and miles … and sees Emperor YamTits still hasn’t gotten the Strait open.
When you see a new book from @vermontgmg.bsky.social, you dig in as soon as possible. Also worth noting, Garrett has spent the past year covering all that Trump is doing as it would be covered if happening in another country. Puts the insanity in the proper perspective.
Only thing more depressing than this poll is discovering 23 pct of people are saying yes.
When you want to hire a pool boy but don’t have a pool …
Here’s hoping it’s no longer illegal when it’s issued.
A) Fuck this guy B) Fuck #foxsports for showing him C) Dude should have been covered in coagulated nacho cheese by the bottom of the second.
Every time I see NBC’s Chicago crossover promo where the guy says “we took a vow to protect this city,” all I can do is wonder at the fact someone really got paid to write that shitty line. Anyway, happy #caturday
Found a small art house film to watch on the flight home. Anyone heard of this SINNERS thing?
This seems like a great time to remind everyone that the NRA was a proponent of gun control at a time the Black Panthers were arming themselves. Then as now: White people who open carry - god-fearing citizens. Black people who open carry - domestic terrorists.
Me when they don’t show the injury: c’mon man Me when they do: oh fuck, dude, why?
What did you do when the regime started executing people? #caturday
I’ve seen worse … not forgiving the former - I got that one two - but this one was next level dystopian shit …
I’m not permitted to talk about politics with my MAGA son and wife because they don’t want to have an honest discussion. This is what I wrote October 2024 but didn’t send because I couldn’t. Tell me what I had wrong.