Jeremy Pober

@jpober

Philosophy Research Fellow at ULisboa. American, recently naturalized German, based in Lisbon. Philosophy of mind and psychology/neuroscience, metaphysics, and moral psychology Dogs, politics history, 90s Simpsons, SNL, some SF/F; 50% sh**posts.

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Jeremy Pober@jpober· 28d

My neighborhood isn't high enough density for the giant trash lockers that go underground, it just has these bins

Overlooking midtown Lisbon, with some parked cars and a trash bin

Jeremy Pober@jpober· 29d

Portrait artist: So when I'm doing portraits of nobles, I like to do a lot of detail on the face but make the body pretty generic, ok? Great, so... John of Austria: Sir, you shall render my hips and buttocks in their full glory, or I shall have your head!

1575 "Victors at Lepanto" oil, from Wikimedia. Three aristocratic European dudes; the man in the center is THICC and PROUD.

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Jul 10

Would someone who hates Italians put on 24/7 football in their city? I don't think so; check and checkmate chris rufo

A screenshot of a Chris Rufo tweet where he is spouting some drivel about how Zohran Mamdani hates Italians because the latter wants to take down a statue of Christopher Columbus, genocidaire par excellence.

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Jun 26

Thought I was more hopepilled tbh

88% woke/12% chud
53% techbro/47% buddies
50% each hopepilled/doomer
78% Davos/22% Dubai

Closest match: Mamdani

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Jun 24

wow, when you look at the sunglight hours in the US vs EU, it's actually kind of criminal that we're not generating at least 3x as much solar as they are

Map of annual sunglight hours in the US and Europe. Takeaways: The US is *much* sunnier overall, and the sunniest parts of Europe (Iberia) are equivalent to the median parts of the US (e.g., North Carolina, Missouri).

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Jun 10

Whose ears you calling floppy??

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Jun 8

Lisbon ain't bad, though

Looking downtown from Avenida Sousa Lopes, Lisboa

Jeremy Pober@jpober· May 13

Seymour Skinner, making up an origin story for his use of the phrase "Steamed Hams", says "Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression."

Jeremy Pober@jpober· May 5

An American Pit Bull terrier wearing a harness with a large pocket on either side; each pocket contains an infant pit bull puppy. She says "I comes wif 2 sub woofers"

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Apr 17

Krusty the clown (a clown who looks suspiciously like Homer Simpson in clown makeup) has a cigarette drooping out of his mouth as he stares in horror, asking "what the hell was that?"

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Apr 15

Oh you mean like these

A small white dog with a long body and large, upright ears stands on a wooden floor, looking at the photographer like he should be getting her treats and not playing with his phone.

Jeremy Pober@jpober· Mar 15

What a cutie! Mine has no other significant health issues; she's still able to empty her bladder and won't go in the house as long as we go out 4x a day. So...fingers crossed!