Jrizzt Jo’Urdan 🏳️⚧️
@jrizztjourdan
Hi, I’m Jordan! [ She/Her | 30-Something Biracial | HRT 7/19/24 ] Transbian faildaughter, self hating Star Wars fan, 6’3” little spoon. Follow my insane quest to review every trans movie ever: 🟠🟢🔵
“I wonder why my cis guy friends don’t relate to me anymore?”
The last time I watched it I was showing it to a group of friends who hadn’t seen it, and there was a lot of weed, and the skeleton playing a flute made us all laugh for ten minutes straight, so yeah it really shot up in my Evil Dead ranking that day
“Eating vegetables? Makes you a woman.” “Shampooing your hair? Makes you a woman.” “Enjoying sex with your wife? Makes you a woman.” “Transitioning into a woman? Oh, you better believe that makes you a woman!”
Trying my hardest to find a chill way of saying “found a women’s XXXL Venom tank top and thought of you bro 🖤”
I just now learned Gerry Dugan wrote Godzilla/Knull team up mini
konami booth, e3 (1998) 'booth girls in riot gear gave visitors a crash course in how to play metal gear solid, while actors dressed as characters from the game patrolled the booth’s perimeter.'
Mephisto should look like Steve Ditko’s Aunt May whenever he talks to Peter
Me introducing Eddie Redmayne’s Cabaret performance to the discord:
God, fuck Bari Weiss, look at how hard they had to butcher this headline to not say “Pete Hegseth orders cis kids not to play with trans kids”