Josh Rosenblatt

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Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· 11d

This week’s cursed thrift store item is this portrait of Victorian children that are 50 year old women.

A framed painting of two girls in old blue dresses holding hands. They appear to be 50 years old.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Jul 20

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

Gandalf the gray on the left side of the frame in the mines of Moria attempting to make a decision. Frodo is to his right waiting for an answer.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Jul 13

I think it’s important that people know that my son is an absolute unit.

A handsome yet thick black dog with a thin white strip on his chest holds a blue ball with orange trim is looking off into the middle distance. He is in a sitting position on a brown deck.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Jun 28

The harbor looks like the opening of Master and Commander this morning.

Looking out over boston harbor to the opposite side obscured by fog. A green bridge, a building and a not French tall ship are partially hidden in the fog.

A picture of Boston Harbor from a brick pier. A ferry ship is obscured in fog.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Jun 27

You can always find something cursed at your local thrift store.

A beat up white shelf holds a copy of Tucker Carlson’s book “ship of fools.” The cover is white with black and red text. There are characters of several politicians in a. Small boat on the cover.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Jun 26

For reference:

A red brick building with boarded up windows and doors and covered in ivy sits on a green lawn.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Jun 9

Apparently there is a dog here, but I don’t see her. Clever girl.

A black and white dog standing in front of a white fence attempts to conceal herself in some foliage.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· May 10

Holy shit, what a night.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· May 9

My nemesis has returned, if you know, you know.

New shoots of the bastard vine black swallow wort grow out of the ground along a rocky wall.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Apr 19

Looking good, buddy.

A black god with a white stripe on his chest lies on his side in a dog bed with one leg jutting out, his tongue sticking out and a confused look on his face.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Mar 12

I was downtown the other day looking at used books and came to the conclusion that the LOLs were not worth having this in my home, having to explain why this is in my home…potentially subjecting myself to actually reading it…

A used copy of Battlefield Earth by L. Ron Hubbard on a metal shelf surrounded by other (likely better) sci fi books.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Mar 9

Rolled the dice on a potential mirelurk encounter for cheap hotdogs and a nice walk. No mirelurks and the hotdogs aren’t quite as cheap as I remember them being a few years ago.

A walkway surrounded on both sides by Boston Harbor leads to castle island and Fort Independence. A star-style fortification and the home of Sullivan’s.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Feb 23

I just received a great birthday present from my wife. For some reason, I thought there were only 6 books in the series, I’ve got a lot of reading ahead of me.

A stack of 6 books on an end table. From top to bottom: Cibola Burn, Nemesis Games, Babylon’s Ashes, Persepolis Rising, Tiamat’s Wrath and Leviathan Falls. All by James S. A. Corey

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Nov 15

There were two Coast Guard Jayhawks circling the arboretum this morning for some reason. Practicing approaches to the Faulkner?

A scene in a farmers market. In the blue sky above the market are two orange and white Jayhawk helicopters in the distance.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Nov 2

He neither understands nor believes in daylight savings time.

A black dog with concerned eyes pleads for dinner.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Oct 31

The arboretum is looking a little spooky. That blur in the lower right is a ghost and totally not my finger.

A dirt and mulch path extends between crab apple trees on a green hillside. There is a blurry finger in the lower right corner.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Oct 26

Stopped by the counter protest at the Roslindale Substation today and discovered that my dog is doing the disaster girl meme face.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Oct 14

This fucking guy.

A black dog with a confused look on his face and his tongue partially extended 1/2” lays on a gray couch.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Oct 6

I’ve started this new routine with my dog where I just put her on a leash and let her decide where to go. It’s causing me to see things in the. Neighborhood that I never noticed before

A black sign in front of a house that reads “In this house, we believe that Wade Boggs drank 70 beers on a cross country flight from Boston to LA and went 3 for 5 the next day.”

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Sep 17

I’ve had a profoundly shitty day and this view helps.

View inside a bar of Red Sox players inside Fenway park warming up.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Sep 15

My dog would like everyone to know that there is a rabbit in our yard.

The most glorious black and white dog ever has an unhinged look on her face and murder in her eyes.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Sep 6

I really appreciate the pun, but to whomever put up this sign, it made it sound like you need to cross the street to avoid the hive, which brought me straight to the hive.

A flier on a piece of white 8 1/2” x 11” paper that reads “Bee Alert the neighborhood hive is being exceptionally defensive. Please move quickly past it on the opposite side of the street at the corner of Selwyn and Knoll.”

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Aug 23

Found a potential big purchase at the thrift store, have to run it by my wife.

Miscellaneous items at a thrift store with a large portrait of a nude woman in the background. Could be Claudia Schaffer, could be a portrait of a local guy’s ex wife, not sure.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Aug 5

Not long ago, I saw people insist that the top picture was preferable to what it is now. I can't put myself in the shoes of someone like that at all.

Top: The Boston central artery prior to the Big Dig, a series of grey and green elevated highways cutting through Boston, separating the North End from the rest of downtown.
Bottom: The Rose Kennedy Greenway built in place of the central artery after it was buried underground. A long green park with winding pathways, flowers, fountains and art installations.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Jul 29

Thanks for putting this jump scare in my mail box. Still not voting for you.

8 1/2” x 11” picture that is mostly dark blue/ black. The largest object in the picture is Donald Trump’s face. Near the bottom is a small picture of Josh Kraft in color. In small font is the phrase “Donald Trump is dividing us, threatening our freedoms, and making life worse.” In larger text “I will fight for boston and I won’t back down.-Josh Kraft”

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· May 13

My poor attempt at a skyline dog shot.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· May 3

A rare angle where my boy is a small dog that looks like a big dog.

Handsome small black dog with a white stripe on his chest stands stoically in a back yard.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· May 1

How do you explain this, Boston Public Library? /s Book sale at the Rozzie branch this week.

A book in the Roslindale branch of the Boston Public Library system. It has “Boyden library. Foxboro Mass” stamped on it in red ink.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Apr 27

6 years ago today, this weirdo buried her head in my chest in a very manipulative manner and we decided to adopt her on the spot.

A glorious black and white dog plays with a toy stuffed whale on a gray couch.

Josh Rosenblatt@jrosenblatt· Apr 24

We all laughed at this person that wanted to shrink cars, push apart buildings and make state street a like 4 block highway. Maybe they knew something?