Jamie
@jrtoastyman
Dad. Husband. Ally. Lawyer. Disney. #DisSky S.E.A. Star Wars. TouringPlans. STL. Cheese. Anti-Kale. Raconteur. Cephalopods. Stone-skipping. BBQ. EDM. Biohacking. He/Him.
I love how Claude has the energy of a shockingly confident first year associate. "Happy to do it. Just answer these three questions first because I'm not rebuilding the whole thing when you change your mind halfway through." 😂😂😂
We have shown that the best way to make America "great" is not to exclude others, but to welcome and embrace the rest of the world without being afraid of it. To truly live up to our "melting pot" moniker. So Happy Birthday, America. Very proud! 🇺🇸🦅🥧 4/4
42 ways? Hopefully the first is asking AI to summarize this article and give me the highlights
I'm out of town at a restaurant, ordered a filet. Was looking forward to it. Then the waiter dropped this off, unsolicited, and now I'm worried.
Or -- and hear me out -- it could implement group chats, allow media in DMs, or add other obvious features people have been clamoring for since launch. 🙄
Some rando is logged into my Spotify and I cannot remotely log them out. I can, however, control what they listen to. What is the worst possible music I can subject them to to convince them to log out themselves? 1/2
The same guy being both the most unpopular president in modern history and the most powerful kingmaker in politics is a hell of an indictment of where we are as a country. Enshittification marches on.
I’m an Apple guy. Been using Macs since I was a kid. Love my iPad Pros. But watching people act like Apple invented foldables in 2026 is surreal. I think I'm on my 4th? Apple isn’t “changing everything.” They’re arriving late with a pricier version that'll be treated like the invention of fire.
It takes a stunning degree of nerve to wistfully report on your own network's cancellation of an iconic and beloved franchise. CBS could have saved Colbert. It chose to pander to the Trump Regime instead.
42 seconds. Because 41 seconds would basically be raw, but 43 seconds would be way too much.
Got to do a preview of Chico Malo -- a new Mexican fine dining, tasting menu place coming soon to The Grove -- last night! Everything was wonderful, highlights below (descriptions in the alt text).
For some reason, the men of Busch Stadium are flocking to the first deck in right field to take off their shirts and twirl them 🤷🏻♂️
I'm not really bothered that I smell like beer. I am bothered that the reason I smell like beer is that the dude behind me dumped his beer on me because it was really important that he really "go for it" while doing The Wave.