J.R. Top (@jrtop) · DIRTY

J.R. Top

@jrtop

Have a blog/website I don’t update www.jrtop.org, work in obscure parts of Medicaid Finance. Musician and working on Voice Over Artist

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J.R. Top@jrtop· May 9

@hellocullen.bsky.social @davidho.bsky.social I think there’s a solution here.

A post by the user Cullen stating “posting for academic reasons,” featuring a photo of a hand full of silver parts with text above claiming that a flock camera contains $217.30 worth of silver and that the person making the claim made $7142.18 for a weekend of work. This is followed by a post from David Ho saying, “We should fully fund science” with a link to an article about “a milestone for A.L.S. A treatment Helps some Patients Improve. It has a picture of a red headed lady breathing into something.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Feb 26

Donated this morning!

A screenshot of an email stating, “Ypur transfer to Transcontinental Pipeline is in progress…”

J.R. Top@jrtop· Jan 1

Do or do not there is no try in 2026

A screenshot of a merriam-webster gif that stopped on the word, “inspiring.”

J.R. Top@jrtop· Dec 14

Here it is with full alt text!

Statement from Zorhan Mamdani on the Brown University that says…

Two people were killed this evening at Brown University by a gunman who remains at large.
Eight others are injured, fighting for their lives in a nearby hospital. This senseless violence-once considered unfathomable-has become nauseatingly normal to all of us across our nation. Tonight, on the eve of the anniversary of the Sandy Hook shooting, we find ourselves in mourning once again.
The epidemic of gun violence stretches across America. We reckon with it when we step into our houses of worship and out onto our streets, when we drop our children off at kindergarten and when we fear if those children, now grown, will be safe on campus. But unlike so many other epidemics, we possess the cure. We have the power to eradicate this suffering from our lives if we so choose.
I send my deepest condolences to the families of the victims, and to the Brown and Providence communities, who are wrestling with a grief that will feel familiar to far too many others. May we never allow ourselves to grow numb to this pain, and let us rededicate ourselves to the enduring work of ending the scourge of gun violence in our nation.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Aug 2

I love this so much, this felt like the right time to do this...

The Vince McMahon Meme Template. First picture is VM looking mildly interested at the proposal of "Factory Direct Sales of Cars." Second picture is him looking more excited about, "Anti-Scam Policies." Third picture is him with a look of ecstasy about, "Full-Scale Investigations for Wage Theft." Fourth picture is him with dark red filter and glowing white eyes indicating full on breaking into an orgasmic level of the cosmos about, "IRS agents as the Dem ICE."

J.R. Top@jrtop· Jun 3

Could've been the folks who made this one.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Apr 26

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. Hard mode no LOTR, Star Wars, Star Trek. 64.media.tumblr.com/87bd5a8ae4db...

J.R. Top@jrtop· Apr 19

Picture with a washing machine dial that says, "OOF SIZE" and has small, medium, and large setting. The dial is turned to Large, and there is an overlay of a mustachioed man making a face that one does when saying, "Oof."

J.R. Top@jrtop· Apr 18

Like a painting of sleep.

A black and white dog asleep among a pile of blankets and pillows. Horrendously cute.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Mar 25

All rack-mounted gear should come with rack screws.

Norman Rockwell’s “Freedom of Speech” painting. In it a working class man with a piece of paper in his left jacket pocket is standing up and saying something important.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Jan 4

You can sink a lot of time into playing with your pedals… if you know what I mean.

A picture of a bunch of guitar pedals, which are rectangular boxes with push buttons that make fun noises, sitting on a concrete floor. Cables strewn everywhere over top of it.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Nov 21

Just designed this shirt for my Friendsgiving this year.

A shirt design with a drawing of a turker that has the words, “Bird Cult, God is a Giant Bird, Consume the Bird, Become the Bird, Become God.”

J.R. Top@jrtop· Oct 22

Just early voted in Manor, TX. Was 30 minute wait!

A bearded man in his car with an “I voted early” sticker on his index finger pointed at the camera while cocking an eyebrow.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Sep 18

Top Ten percent , I’ll take it.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Aug 5

I can’t believe it’s my last night with this wonderful creature that has been by my side for the last ten years. Tomorrow she rests on the other side of the rainbow bridge. I will miss her so much.

A picture of the last sunset shining down on the best “big girl” Mavis.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Jul 30

If you were learning them from this here spell book, mayhaps.

Cover of the book “Guitar Grimoire” which is black and red and looks evil.

J.R. Top@jrtop· Jun 9

Was an “appraiser” at my friends’ yard sale today. 10/10 recommend, so you can constantly say its value is the memories you’ll make.

Picture of me in a brown suit wearing 70’s necktie leaning in a blue table cloth with a hand written sign that says, “appraiser”.

J.R. Top@jrtop· May 29

I revel in the suffering.

J.R. Playing an Indy flycaster, an unholy marriage of a telecaster and a Flying V guitar.

J.R. Top@jrtop· May 22

Just watched Idles put on a 2 hour show without flagging or wearing down once. Amazing

Photo of the band Idles on the Moody Amphitheater Stage

J.R. Top@jrtop· Apr 19

Would data wear a gold chain? I think not! That’s Lore.

A meme using a picture from Mad Max, Fury Road, where Mad Max is pointing in the air as something while a woman in the background looks at him and the caption says, “That’s Lore.”

J.R. Top@jrtop· Apr 5

Can’t do it with Instagram stories either.

Picture of my dog Frances sleeping in a bed like a person worth’s the words, “Trying a thing…” with a link to https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/kansas-reflector-meta-facebook-column-censored and a red banner at the bottom stating, “Upload Failed, Delete.”

Picture of my dog Frances sleeping in a bed like a person worth’s the words, “Trying a thing…” with a link to https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/kansas-reflector-meta-facebook-column-censored with the share screen saying “Try Again Later” and “We restrict certain activity to protect our community. Let us know if we made a mistake.”

J.R. Top@jrtop· Sep 13

Finally, a day under 100 degrees in Austin, TX

J.R. Top@jrtop· Sep 12

Loggin’ in and tunin’ out.