Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts

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Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· 3d

This crow hopes your day gets better.

A crow sits on a metal railing looking at the ground. Various bushes and flowers are behind him.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· 6d

Huge if true. RIP Portland.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· 10d

Nothing to see here. For 2+ hours. 😅

A flightradar24 screen shot showing no air traffic over the Midwest. A line is forming south of the Nebraska border.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Jul 11

Replacing my profile pic and watching the DMs roll in.

A remote for a bidet mounted ion the wall next to the toilet paper.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Jun 22

Me too, well, me too.

A methane well behind a wire fence, with a sign that says “caution: well vents randomly.”

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Jun 15

Tell me it’s over 80 in Seattle without telling me.

Email: AlertSeattle (SDOT): Ballard Bridge is temporarily closed to all vehicular traffic due to mechanical issues. No current ETA for reopening. Use alternate routes.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Jun 14

No worries, I always carry one with me.

A tiny banana, partially peeled and held between someone’s fingertips.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· May 22

My bluesky homies and me rn

A screen shot from Letterkenny showing the crew ready to scrap.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· May 19

I apologize for any concerns caused they the saddest dog in the world. I assure you he’s now had pets and cheese and is back to his normal happy self, and wondering if there is more cheese after the pictures.

Dog with a cheese stick cigar wondering if there is more cheese available after pictures.

Happy dog sniffing for cheese in the grass

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· May 19

Coincidentally, I momentarily stopped petting this dog to scratch my forehead and he’s the saddest dog in the world.

The nose of a dirty white doodle with messed up hair and eyes of sleepy despair

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· May 14

Recommended safe installation procedure.

Two hammock anchors mounted on the ceiling, attached to two locking carabiners, holding up a swing.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· May 8

Uh. Equinox is elsewhere using this photo, which appears to be the non-AI modified right hand side?

The same model, presenting without underboob, and with a tattoo that isn’t distorted.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Apr 14

Planning to shave my head again (skin, not hair). Yay!

A screenshot of a lab report:
Final Diagnosis
A) Skin, left forehead, biopsy:
- Basal cell carcinoma, nodular type.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Apr 13

Post a picture of yourself as a doctor.

Poster from the Big Lebowski showing the Dude guiding a woman in throwing a bowling ball.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Apr 4

Well.

Veggie’s post that “Bsky still the best of the bunch” labeled as threats (account) by bsky

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Mar 4

I need to use the bathroom and I’m not sure if I’m a flow chart or a whisker diagram. Plz send help.

A restroom sign with a stylized toilet icon, arrows pointing right, and a male/female icon that is overly stylized to the point of illegibility - the “female” looks like an arrow with a dot, and the “male” is a box with a line.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Feb 28

My time at a tech startup has paid off! See you, suckers, I’m never working again! Hahaha! Uh, stand by, we’re receiving an update…

An IRS 1099-B showing income of $9.04. It carries a distinct odor of broken dreams.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Feb 27

I got you.

Receipt for a $100 donation to South High

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Jan 17

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Dec 29

I took a picture of it.

A 7” titanium rod with various extensions and screws, which can be installed inside one’s femur to repair a broken femoral neck.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Dec 26

Street is thirsty

A residential road with a sign advising drivers to “speed hump”

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Dec 10

The law offices of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe in the third floor window of an art deco styled red brick building.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Dec 2

A Hipster Hitler comic, in which Hitler introduces Göring to his death ray, which silently judges the enemy’s tastes until he simply dies of shame.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Nov 28

Another day in which I will not starve.

Turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, and gravy on a plate. Joining the home-cooked stuff is some cranberry jelly, served in the traditional manner with the can print still clearly visible.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Aug 23

Got to fly in the radio room of this B17 last weekend. Cool bit of history, from the last time America fought nazis. Average crew lifespan was under 25 missions.

The front of the Sentimental Journey, a B17 with Betty Grable painted on the nose. Three of its four 9-cylinder Wright engines can be seen with their three-blade propellers, and the forward gun turret with its two 50-caliber guns are in the foreground. It is parked with the access ladder extended.

Jason, and countless screaming Argonauts@jseabird· Feb 28

This isn’t a bad suggestion…. 💙