Sordan Jnodgrass

@jsnod

Just some random vato in Sandy Eggo named Sordan Jnodgrass. Skeptic. Skeptical of skeptics. Skeptical of skeptics who are skeptical of skeptics. #BanCars I make dumb music sometimes too:

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Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· 6d

A large crowd fills Gallagher Square at Petco Park at dusk, facing a stage lit in pink and white with Death Cab For Cutie performing. The stage is topped with a “Sycuan” sponsor banner, and downtown San Diego high-rise buildings rise behind it against a fading blue-orange sky.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· 21d

came across this sick ass lowrider check out the rims i bet some down ass foo lives here

A gray plastic trash bin covered in colorful graffiti tags (black, orange, green, and white spray paint) sits in a dirt alley beside greenery and a wood fence. The bin’s wheels have been replaced with chrome car-style rims. A yellow house and blue sky are visible in the background.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· 22d

A TV news/broadcast host with reddish-brown hair, wearing a dark suit and blue patterned tie, looking down with a furrowed, contemplative expression. A closed-caption box overlays the lower part of the image reading: “JESUS, I SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE, AND I WANT THAT FOR ME.” A stone fireplace and TV studio ticker screens are visible in the background.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· 27d

city blocking the bike lane but I’ll allow it since they’re installing fresh new bollards (they’ll probably last a month)

the city of San Diego installing new plastic bollards on the 30th Street Bike lanes in North Park, San Diego, CA

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· 29d

No joke last night I was scrolling through movies to watch and came across Merlin and was like “whoa I didn’t know Sam Neil was in this, seems like an odd movie for him to be in.” I didn’t end up watching it but now I’m gonna need to.

Merlin is a 1998 two-part television miniseries starring Sam Neill as Merlin, recounting the wizard's life in the mythic history of Britain. Loosely adapted from the legendary tales of Camelot, the plot adds the antagonistic Queen Mab and expands Merlin's backstory before the birth of King Arthur. The sequel Merlin's Apprentice followed in 2006.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Jul 12

Switzerland’s coach looks like he knows how to exit vim

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Jul 12

world cup fever!! i scored like 47 goals

A urinal at Bock in San Diego featuring a soccer-themed screen — a green pitch-patterned deodorizer mat with a miniature white goal and soccer ball, water flushing down from the rim above.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Jun 26

RIP this cool ass paining I bought at Tiki Oasis like 7 years ago

Expressionist oil painting depicting a skeletal pirate figure seated atop a glowing mound of treasure in a dark cave, rendered in loose, gestural brushwork with a moody palette of blacks, deep reds, and golden yellows. Inspired by the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction at Disneyland. Signed “Aaron” in the lower right corner.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Jun 20

@dicknixon.bsky.social

Framed black-and-white photograph labeled “Disneyland — Original 1950s Photograph,” priced at $450, displayed on an easel against a light blue embossed wallpaper. The photo shows Richard Nixon greeting a group of women and a young child near the Submarine attraction at Disneyland, with a hot air balloon gondola visible in the background. A price sign below reads “Original 1950s Disneyland Photographs $450.00 Each.”

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Jun 15

bro no one cares

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Jun 2

a year ago this week: a couple of yanks taking the piss on a couple of brits. peveril on the peak, manchester, uk

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Jun 2

vote for obama you cowards

A close-up photo of a California ballot showing three candidates listed with their party preferences. The candidates are Mauro Alberto Orozco (Small Business Owner, Party Preference: None), Barack D. Obama Shaw (Business Owner, Party Preference: DEM), and Antonio Villaraigosa (Housing Affordability Advocate, Party Preference: DEM). Each name has an unfilled oval bubble to its left for marking a selection.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· May 30

hell yah found a sick tiki bar in world of warcraft. the decor is legit, menu looks good, bartender is blitzed out of his goddamned mind

The exterior of the tiki bar structure on Hot Tear Island under a dramatic stormy sky. The building features a wide, curved wooden roof, three carved tiki masks mounted across the front facade, and tiki totem columns on either side. A player character in mushroom-themed gear stands in front, holding a glowing blue lightning orb in one hand and a golden light in the other, with palm trees visible to the right.

The vendor menu for Zin’nin, a Shaman NPC on Hot Tear Island. Five tropical drinks are available for purchase, each priced at 3 gold and 24 silver: Tiki Tumbler (shown as a mug), Mojo’ito (a green bottled drink with citrus), Bijou on the Beach (served in a pineapple vessel), Grotto Punch (in a bamboo cup), and Jani Juice (in a woven cup). A sixth item slot appears locked or unavailable.

A World of Warcraft Troll NPC bartender standing behind a bar on Hot Tear Island. He has spiked blonde hair, blue sunglasses, and purple facial markings. He’s dressed in a blue tropical shirt with an open chest, a red flower lei, red board shorts with a purple sash, and crystal bracelets on each wrist. He leans forward on the bar with a wide grin, exuding laid-back tiki bar energy. Palm trees and tiki torches are visible in the background

A World of Warcraft item tooltip for the Tiki Tumbler, shown over the vendor menu of Zin’nin the Shaman bartender on Hot Tear Island. The tooltip reads: “Tiki Tumbler” in white, followed by the item’s use description in green — “A typical alcoholic beverage.” — and a flavor text quote in green italics: “Comes in a Souvenir Tiki Tumbler.” The item icon shows a steaming mug. Partial view of the vendor menu below shows the Tiki Tumbler and Mojo’ito listings, each priced at 3 gold and 24 silver.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· May 29

#sandiego

A humorous “Missing” flyer stapled to a wooden utility pole. The flyer reads “MISSING — HAVE YOU SEEN MY ROBOT?” in large red text. The central photo shows a life-sized robot sculpture with a boombox for a head and a exposed brain on top, standing next to a young man in a black jacket in an outdoor field setting. Below the photo, the flyer lists the robot’s details: Name: B3000, Height: 7 ft, Weight: 832 lbs. A QR code and a small hand-drawn robot illustration appear in the center. The right side reads “IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO BECKWARDS.” Along the bottom are tear-off tabs printed with the phone number (213) 787-3844 (312).

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· May 28

this isn’t ai this is me discovering photoshop in the late 90s

Britney Spears with my face standing in front of a yellow school bus but is says “fools” instead of “school”

Han Solo with my face kneeling in front of Princess Leia

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· May 8

average convo with the kid

screenshot of a text message exchange, first person says: "Am I a chopped unc" and other person replies: "No you're a goated unc"

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· May 7

forgot it was #trashlanes day

Picture of a bunch of trash/recycle bins blocking the bike lane

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· May 2

Mr Rat, welcome to @thewaroncars.bsky.social

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Apr 26

me, reading your posts

A hand-carved wooden mug featuring a expressive human face in relief on the front. The face has deep-set dark eyes beneath heavy furrowed brows, a broad bulbous nose, prominent cheekbones, and a wide grinning mouth with visible teeth. The carving has a weathered, rustic quality with rough, shredded wood fibers framing the face on the sides and top like wild hair. The wood has a warm medium-brown tone with a slight sheen suggesting a finish or oil treatment. The mug sits on a light-colored surface.

Sordan Jnodgrass@jsnod· Apr 22

That time we went to see Fantomas at the Troubador and the Lakers won the championship that night so there were riots on Sunset strip and we saw Fred Durst stuck in traffic in his Porsche so we paparazzid his ass