Could see you as one of them sexy but devastating nurses from SH2

Plans

Remember

The view you should be waking up to on a Sunday afternoon...right before your head gets buried back in the pillows

Or new angles

Or maybe some examples work better

The neurons firing after making a pretty girl laugh be going off like

Now why did I see this at the store and my first thought was "oh shit, the biggest carabiner for the biggest lesbian"

You and me both brother, you and me both

Fine, I am interested here

One time I pulled into gym parking lot and right as I stepped out of my car there was this empty package for a dildo on the ground there, must have been someone on the same grind as you

If you're of a certain age than you understand completely why I could not resist the siren song of this possibly living up to my memories. A chance I couldn't possibly pass by

Ze newest of the tattoos by the way, I really love that it's something a little more on the goofy side. Local Man Ruins Everything being the title of the most famous of songs by the band whose anniversary event I got it at, The Wonder Years

Pulling up to the timeline today to see how my gender is comporting itself. But nothing out of the ordinary in this disappointment either unfortunately.

Low key obsessed with this look from Suzuka of Atarashii Gakko! Like jesuschrist talk about a androgynous villainess who would have already killed me if she didn't have Plans

Yes, you

Tonight's vibe

Have no idea how to frame to document it but nurse at my checkup today randomly exclaimed that I have really nice hands today and I didn't know what to do with that (besides say thank you obvs😅). Mostly I felt like probably because I need to cut my nails soon lmao.

Need shirt arrived in the mail, it rips

Simply too perfect an opportunity to not get full use from my reaction/memes folder

As the lady insists, pov I'm on top of thee

Your target, should you choose to bite it

Don't mind me, it'd actually take much more effort to get the thumb properly straight