Jude
@judeinlondon
Writer, Campaigner, Loudmouth. Please hire me I need to pay bills.
Ordered bruschetta yesterday and this is what they sent me. Ban this sick filth cc: @stefgotbooted.bsky.social
Now he’s a whole adult with a job and a pension plan and bad knees (he’s 4)
Today marks 5 years since my brother passed away and my life has not made sense since that day. I miss you an unspeakable and overwhelming amount Peter ❤️
As a little treat, and seeing as the bad place got this video, you can all enjoy what happens when you drink way too much tequila and gin on NYE and think you sound amazing. I present to you - Florence and the Kernel Panic Laptop Crash
I don’t mean to brag but I did a dance class for the first time since the pandemic and I, as the kids say, ate that shit UP
Incredible scenes as Terf.K Rowling finally acknowledges that Graham Linehan exists…but he can’t tweet about it due to bail conditions. The best and worst day of his life
When your mate doesn’t realise you’re doing the backing vocals to his song from the crowd ❤️ @hutchida.bsky.social
Guy who claimed antisemites think all black people are also antisemitic has (predictably stupid, ignorant and dumb) opinions
Still very strange to me that this boy is 14(!) now but he was confirmed this Sunday past which I guess means he’s signed his first professional contract for Catholicism FC. Congrats Prince, I’m so proud of you and also good lord I am old
Beyonce Night 2 - They’ll never take the Archway out me - (i had hot sauce in my bag)
Just to catch you all up on what’s going on over at the ReichApp, this very simple maths question has broken the brains of millions when asked to solve without a calculator or AI