Machu Pikacchu
@judet
Smartass. Current Californian. Formerly lived in a metal tube underwater. Does not suffer fools gladly, or at all. Anecdotes are not data. Come for the snark, stay for the tiny dog photos. Man, I love my wife. I'm serious--I LOVE my wife!
Day 102: Took the little dog to the doggy park TWICE, started a new book, wrote up an old one, walked around, made breakfast-for-dinner, and now it's time to look at a show. Tomorrow? Allez les Bleus!
Day 101: Pretty swell! Had a nice breakfast, went to a cool arcade, walked around, finished a book, started another, caught a few innings of the Padres, and now it's time to watch this dragon show. Also: Japanese video games are insane and awesome.
Day 100: Spent time with the little dog at the doggy park, had a fantastic lunch, read for a bit, watched the feckin' English get unearned gifts, and now it's time to watch the Padres paste the Blue Jays. Pretty swell!
This is as nonsensical and divorced from reality as anything Trump shits out on his toilet site.
If he looks like anything, he looks like Matt Smith in that dragon show.
Day 98: Slacked off for a couple of days, but I'm back, baby! Took the little dog to the doggy park, met some friends I hadn't seen in FAR too long for breakfast and conversation, watched some kick-ass soccer, had a fantastic sandwich for dinner, and now it's time to watch a show. Pretty grand!
Tiny dog clearly ordered that old fashioned sweet and not sour, and cannot believe how bad the service here has gotten.
Day 97: Took the little dog to the doggy park, did some chores, walked around, watched Ronaldo eat shit, and now it's time to see the Padres beat the puss out of the Diamondbacks. Quite a day!
Holy Christ how does THIS asshole get off lecturing anybody else on ethics?
Day 94: Took a long walk, did some shopping, had a fantastic lunch and dinner, watched some excellent soccer, and saw some cool birds (a snowy egret and a pretty rare green heron!). Pretty swell!
It's only a matter of time before these assholes start outright calling for anti-immigrant pogroms.
The knots people will tie themselves into in order to keep hating Jews is astonishing.
Day 92: Watched some kick-ass soccer, cleaned a bit, took the little dog to the doggy park, met some swell dogs, watched more kick-ass soccer, and made the inaugural gumbo in the new house. And it FUCKING RULED. Now? More kick-ass soccer!