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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass

@jumico

TurboTeam | Leftist shitposter | below knee amputee | Fantasy Football attention seeker | Well-meaning dipshit • 🏆🏆 | Two-Time @theffballers Listener Of the Week | he·him

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Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 2d

A cool ass grasshopper climbing up a wine bottle

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 3d

A tall, narrow green tiki glass filled with a yellow liquid, topped with a halved Passion fruit. A straw sitcks lit of the liquid. There is an ice cube floating at the top

A cocktail menu. On it, the drink featured in the other picture is called "Hans Christian Andersen - Bacardi blend Rum "from the barrel", passion fruit, lime ginger and orange, bergamot vinegar, pineapple, lemon, galette biscuit"

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 3d

Send this to your honey and thank me later

A neon sign reading "I HAVE NEVER MET A SNACK LIKE YOU.." against a vaguely forestry backdrop

A light fixture hangs in the foreground to the right of the text

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 4d

Gyro number 2 of several more.

Pork gyro with tzatziki, onions, French fries.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 5d

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 5d

Cheers! This one's for you

A tall red cocktail - a Zombie. Also on the table is a glass of whote wine and two Greek frappe coffees

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 5d

Beachside risotto (details in alt text)

Summer risotto with prosciutto, honeydew, pumpkin puree, and lavender. Beachside in Naxos, Greece

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 6d

P sure the newsstand guy just gave me this beer for €0.40

A tall boy of Alfa Strong beer. Next to a half eaten gyro

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 6d

It is FAR too hot to walk around aimlessly

Weather bug showing a temperature of 94°F in Athens Greece.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 7d

Enormous mixed grill platters featuring a variety of meats, pita, lemons, and accoutrements

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 7d

Yogurt kebab. Pita bread topped with grilled pork patties, yogurt, and tomato sauce.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 8d

Man I sure could go for seven hours of commercial free football right now

A flight tracker showing seven remaining hours until landing

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 9d

Its officially vacation o'clock.

Strawberry Basil Margarita

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· 22d

Got a new foot

An LBKA limb rests against a cat.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jul 5

BLT

BLT sandwich with yellow tomato and potato chips.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jul 4

30 Rock meme
Jack Donaghy: Dennis what are your politics
Dennis: social conservative, fiscal liberal

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jul 4

"Bluesky doesn't have an algorithm" Oh yeah?

Screenshot of a tweet from Entertainment weekly stating

Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword to the spine in a last life.
Includes A photo of Millie Bobby Brown

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jul 2

That's easy

Rampage World Tour for PlayStation.
Cover features Lizzie the Lizard, George the Gorilla, and Ralf the Wolf standing among buildings.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 28

Absolutely smashed this defensive team in whatever the soccer equivalent of 82-0 is

Ariaga
Ariaga II
Barriaga
Aruglia
Pizozza!!

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 24

To fix the reflecting pool, what we need is a professional.

NFL player Alge Crumpler.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 24

An attendant at the Euro Itchy And Scratchyland ticket booth

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 16

Still frame from a 1990s anti drug campaign ad showing Pee Wee Herman holding a small vial of crack cocaine and looking into the gamera. Background is black with a white spotlight effect.

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 14

Hah, gottem

Screenshot of a "Deleted post"

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 14

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 4

GREG JENNINGS WITH A BROKEN LEG PUTTIN DA TEAM ON MY BACK

20-0
Peyton Manning
ladanian Tomlinson
Calvin Johnson
shannon Sharpe
Randy Moss
Greg Jennings

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 4

So close.

20-0 game ending in a 19-1 record
Kurt warner
Barry sanders
Cris carter
Antonio gates
Brandon marshall
LeBron bell

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 4

I don't know I think mcvay carried this team

Build n 0-17 team

QB Kenny Pickett
Rb Nicholas Singleton
Wr skyy moore
TE Noah gray
Def Bengals
HC Sean McVay

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 3

Got two shit rolls but made the most of it

Build a 17-0 Team game results.

Teamm: QB Mahones
RB Barkley
WR nacua
TE friermuth
Def Seahawks
GC saleh

Projected record 14-3
Grade A-

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 3

Not bad for having barely surface level ball knowledge

An 82-0 game draft board, scoring a record of 63-19
Oscar robertson
Jimmy Butler
Paul pierce
Kevin garnett
Joe Meriweather

Pure of Heart, Dumb of Ass@jumico· Jun 1

Ozzie Smith falling into the Springfield Mystery spot, Pride-ified.

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