Yeah, I'd be sick too if an evil goth mom pressed down on my brains.

Amazing success story: After her debut in 2007, this actress would go on to star in the back half of every transfemme mind control fic ever written.

It's a real shame that they dropped this "psychic sexual awakening of humanity" angle from the trilogy after the first game.

Sometimes you're watching a nature documentary and it just kinda hits you

Me every time I see another dog getting pet

The average guy when you tell him that you could never be his woman.

Jabba the Hutt hitting Luke with his midrange plays

My middle name is "conceited" actually

Literally don't understand how anyone could be normal about this 🥵💦

Spotted at the arboretum: T4T in the club Jorkin

woof

At last

Nobody ever told me that the praise kink in DK64 goes so hard.

I don't want to hate kink but you know, I can't help but look at something like this and feel the utmost sympathy for whoever's in a low enough spot to take up this offer.

This dog is lucky that I'm not as territorial about my comfy spots as he is.

I'd ride shotgun but these shoulder towers are just a little too bulky.

StS2 multiplayer experience

Some people tell me that my bad jokes should have consequences. This is what I think they should have instead.

Nice try, but even the subtlest subliminal messaging could never bork on me!

So glad to have my very own problematic level gap relationship going.

Oh, you like my necklace???

It's true what they say, a bitch can't live on boymoding alone.

Now that's my kind of rest stop

The artist chair is the close evolutionary cousin to the cuck chair, and laymen often mistake one for the other.

My absolute favorite thing to take from a sketchy whale.

Wish me luck at Seattle Districts tomorrow, you beautiful card game faggots ;o

I'm so happy the Defect is dating now

Does anyone have any guesses for this one?