Juniper Nest (@junipernest) · DIRTY

Juniper Nest

@junipernest

Degenerate Atheistic Commie. Born to be a hype man, ended up being Your Mom I do the Tuesday Night Plant Update 🌱(Apr-Sep) Wellness Advisor/Producer, Mindful Wellness @mindfulwellness.bsky.social Former Son of Trier (RIP), @SonsofTrier.bsky.social

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Juniper Nest@junipernest· 19d

literally no shit sherlock

Highlighted excerpt from CDC guidance:
The best way for people to prevent infection is to avoid consuming food or water that may be contaminated with stool

Juniper Nest@junipernest· 21d

Is that a French cleat I see before me

Terrible photo of what I believe is called a French cleat screwed into the top back of a typesetter box. In the background is a chaotic coatrack and the picked-over plantstand

Juniper Nest@junipernest· 28d

no, not on a as we know it!!

A very likely computer generated synopsis reads:

Action
4.2/5
131 min
2022
PG-13
In Moonfall, a mysterious force knocks the Moon from its orbit around Earth
and sends it hurtling on a as we know it.

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jul 10

I found this gem in one of my file folders the other day It’s laminated!

End panel of a folded map labeled Hagstrom
State Slicker
New Jersey
Marked price is $5.95

The same map folded out depicting New Jersey and its major highways, as well as some connections to the surrounding states and cities along with an index

Reverse side of the same map. Has an inset detail map of “approaches to New York City“, as well as the Map Legend, list of points of interest, chart of Garden State Parkway interchanges, list of recreation
areas, and a mileage chart between major cities

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jul 8

Old City, Philadelphia PA

A battered door that has been painted over many times, scattered with stickers and graffiti.

The photo focuses on a sticker reading:

IF IT WEREN’T FOR MY
HORSE,
I WOULDN’T HAVE SPENT
THAT YEAR IN
COLLEGE.

Night Witch Media

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jul 7

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jun 26

graffiti:
BE
TRANS
GENDER
<doodle of face>
-ZOLL

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jun 22

I don’t know if I would say I support France, but I definitely support wearing these hats

Seen from behind: a couple wearing hats in bleu blanc et rouge that look like they’re made from muppet pelts

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jun 22

🌱 These lilies definitely caught my eye. I believe they may be “Netty’s Pride”

An asiatic lily blossom with a white throat, a band of burgundy dissolving into speckles, and white petal tips

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jun 18

Meet me between the Wawa propane canisters and the Amazon hub in the next 30 minutes if you want an ass whoopin’

Photo contains a middle-aged person wearing glasses and a skull-and-crossbones bandanna standing by the Wawa propane canisters and the Amazon hub, squinting slightly. A cigarette dangles from their lip. It has the same vibes as a toddler attempting to be menacing

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jun 17

I’ve never eaten here. I hear the food is OK

Outside of a colorfully painted joint apparently named “OK HOT CHICKEN OK SMASHED BURGER”

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jun 12

Yuk

Car dashboard info showing a temperature of 101°F (about 38 C)

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Jun 12

🌱 Behold my works* ye mighty and despair! *actually the microbes did all the work

Nice dark brown compost from my bin on the deck

Juniper Nest@junipernest· May 8

It was nearing 10 o’clock. I walked into the pizza shop. Do you have slices? I asked. He said we have one left. Sold, I said. It came in its own box

Photo of a “slice” of pizza with r=10” and the arc of the crust measuring about 11”

Juniper Nest@junipernest· May 8

While I applaud the sticker’s intent, it looks like balls to me.

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 28

When I tell you I opened Libby so fast

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 22

@rossholliday.bsky.social I’ve been trying to reply to your post with this gif for the past 3 hours

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 22

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 20

He doesn’t even roll his shit, he smokes herbs STRAIGHT

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 20

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 20

In honor of the holiday

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 5

It’s that day

An image of RZA with a nimbus, surrounded by clouds, swathed in white robes, carrying a banner with the Wu-Tang Clan symbol
Superimposed: HE IS RZA

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 2

Photo of a mirror.
“Fuck ice; fuck ice!; fuck ice!; also, fuck ice” are written in four different penmanship hands

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Apr 1

This image depicts 10 cubic meters. They’ve got 9 I know it smell crazy in there

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Mar 31

So apparently I stopped carrying a nail file in this bag but kept on carrying tardigrades

Photo of the inside of a doodad bag. Visible are wired headphones, USB cable, Flair pens, hair ties, and several plastic tardigrades

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Mar 31

if you see this, post a concert photo you took Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa, Merry Jane tour 2016

Snoop and Wiz

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Mar 23

I think he did it

Police say Webber was in his Tesla SUV when he shot Wells in the passenger seat. He then pulled

Juniper Nest@junipernest· Mar 20

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Juniper Nest@junipernest· Mar 19

IYKYK

Image from The Breakfast Club (1985), where the rebel character, John Bender, is crawling through the space above a drop ceiling. As he does so, he starts telling a joke:

A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2 foot salami under the other

She lays the poodle on the table

The bartender says, “I suppose you won’t be needing a drink.”

The naked lady says
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIT

and Bender falls through the ceiling