In case anyone needed a reminder of Spencer Steer’s ass

My shoe journey continues! My gay little shoes arrived today.

I didn’t love mine either. I feel like I like brighter colors than these.

Surprise evening at Great American Ball Park.

Dammit, Josh Johnson’s Comedy Band Camp read me to filth.

Made me think of this:

They closed Pompidou for 5 whole ass years!

I guess I’m a 130. And I need to go to the PNW and New England

Oh, Macy’s. If you only knew my dorm room towel needs…friggin’ 20 years ago.

So, the local football (the real one…fight me) club is doing a promo and…if they’ll promise me both of them will be there…I might have to buy a ticket.

Just…its kinda cool this is just on my balcony

Buy your tickets now.

Joey Jay makes me wanna go blond. Could I?

No. I have the Vogue Runway app just for the Fashion™️.

My little mini collection (and no, I don’t believe in turning on lights and don’t care that my flash went off on the butter dish)

The whole reason I’m in this mess. The Nephew™️ is kind of my favorite

Also, yes hi, hello.

And another hello to to the ass of 33.

And a special hello to #5

Number 2 (and his ass) are my new baseball crush

Swingers only at Cosmic Baseball

The robe in my hotel room could be a cunty little caftan.

Bracing myself

I am a youth!

Umm, I was nearly smacked in the head with a foul ball.

Made it to my happy place (Great American Ballpark…or GABP). Go Reds!

I’ve needed her for 20 years

I can tell you I’ve almost bought the ugliest 20 year old Prada watches from eBay. But there was a moment where they made the ugliest watches, but they were so much my shit