justin
@jurfo
Opinions so bad you’ll say I was a bot. Photos account:
I had to stop to google what an alternative girl is, and there were a few questions that I was bothered by the wording of, but I got results I am satisfied with.
Im sure there’s already been a dozen Uncle Fester references, but he sure is an Uncle Fester lookin mfer
My life has become a Far Side comic. I’ve chased this duck away from my pool a couple of times and he’s been sitting up there on my neighbor’s roof watching me all day. As soon as I go back in the house I know he’s gonna make a break for the pool.
I learned my lesson when Blu-ray became standard after I built up a fairly large DVD collection. No way in hell I was rebuying all those movies I’d already bought. Now I just have this bad boy.
I have to assume no human even looked at the AI generated cover before it went to print because why is the rocket launching from the middle of a city? Unless that was a deliberate political statement in opposition to the intent of the piece? Are you incapable of feeling embarrassment?
Okay but to be fair the sci-fi narrative was directly referencing the real life Senator McCarthy’s 1950 speech claiming to have a list of communists. We’ve passed through fiction just to come full circle back to our own tragic past.
Opening the paper and taking massive psychic damage. The purpose of education is not to *increase test scores*
The white bands are different fatnesses, so I suppose people familiar with the flag can tell if it’s upside down or not.
AI Trump Max Headroom will be running the country “from his bunker” for decades to come.
He sweats ketchup and his cape is a slice of American cheese. His origin story is his parents were Mayor McCheese and Big Mac
At least these don’t have giant antennae like my grandfather’s smart glasses did. Somehow they look even dorkier, though.
It’s really wild (criminally negligent) how they just uncritically insert this ridiculous non sequiter into the middle of the article. No analysis of this corporate fantasy talking point, just wedge it in there.
Uncle Owen calls Ben Kenobi an old wizard. Therefore Jedi are wizards, wizards are Jedi. I give you a Grey Jedi:
He was always an Islamophobe, but when they took away his honey he turned into the Joker.