
Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· 23d Rob Pat is everywhere now huh

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Jul 21 Sir Dickson Poon, ex husband of Michelle Yeoh

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· May 27 I watched one battle after another for the first time and the world wanted me to know it noticed

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· May 26 You know the turbulence is bad when you see this

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· May 15 Google translate translated the hammer and sickle to "including"

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· May 4 Brb, omw to make strawbarinara:

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· May 2 Oh you know what time it is

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Apr 13 I am an October 8 *half-jew

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Mar 29 one of the funniest things i think ive written

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Mar 19 Think of all the logo designer jobs lost due to these warnings


Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Feb 17 If only I had some strawbarinara

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Dec 13 Gotta hand it to the Taliban

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Dec 12 Check out this little man


Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Dec 10 When you're correct on a topic:

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Dec 10 They got stats on this thing lmao

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Dec 1 Women only want one thing and it's disgusting

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Nov 23 In Paris drinking soda water that's nearly as old as the United States lmao

Dracula@justkiddingsimmons· Nov 20 You can literally gamble on climate change 🫠