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Not great, not terrible. “Luxembourg’s premier skeeter” - Luc Frieden

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juux@juux· Jul 13

They’re arsed up the Twix logo #StrarmerOut

juux@juux· Jul 12

wtf? A decision was made

A pram abandoned in the middle of a path

juux@juux· Jul 11

Well, that’s an Irish coffee

50% whiskey, 15% coffee, 35% cream

juux@juux· Jul 11

Nothing but the best for my baby

102 RON fuel

juux@juux· Jul 11

???

Kane, yesterday

juux@juux· Jul 11

Is The Economist always wrong?

(article in The Economist)

juux@juux· Jul 10

The commentariat:

[orc from lotr] Looks like pious scolding is back on the menu, boys!

juux@juux· Jul 10

This is skivemaxxing

My empty Outlook calendar

juux@juux· Jul 10

Is it one of these?

That rare postage stamp with the upside down plane. Amateur hour 🙄

Check me out, mum, I’ve gone all Stanley Gibbons!

juux@juux· Jul 9

Assad? Who the fuck is Assad?!

Smokie the band off of the 70s

juux@juux· Jul 9

Catholic Sat V @CatholicSat
The decline of the Brazilian national team is mirrored by the decline of Catholicism in the country. This team lacks joy, replaced by dour Protestant work ethic that is alien to their culture.

Catholic Sat & @CatholicSat
How many Catholics in this Brazil team? Is it just Danilo, Marquinhos, and Vinicius?

Father Ted meme

I HEAR YOU'RE ALL PROTESTANT NOW, CANARINHOS

juux@juux· Jul 9

Tweets from Sunday Sport @thesundaysport

However badly your day goes, just remind yourself that at least you're not a policeman on a late shift in Paris tonight

Liberté, diversité, flambé

juux@juux· Jul 9

It seems Auchan have employed Leslie Phillips to run their promotional campaigns?

A supermarket promotion scratch card with the panel partly rubbed off to reveal the word DINGDONG

juux@juux· Jul 8

🎶 in the ciiircle, the circle of life 🎵

A spider has trapped a fly on a bit of privacy glass

juux@juux· Jul 8

i got cows they’re multiplying

Six cows in the field opposite my house. Five are white and one is brown.

juux@juux· Jul 8

CornCob 3D?

dril

juux@juux· Jul 5

Folarin Balogun being shown a red card by the referee, and he in turn is showing the ref a green Uno card

juux@juux· Jul 4

Pizza Peppa Pig? 💀

Menu with Pizza Peppa Pig including, of course, pork

juux@juux· Jul 3

Oooh new coffee machines at work

Mahoosive great Gaggia coffee machine

juux@juux· Jul 2

Lane Smith as Perry White, editor of the Daily Planet, with a speech bubble suggesting he said what is in the quoted post

juux@juux· Jul 2

Can’t park there mate etc.

A fuzzy shot of a Porsche Cayenne which has been t-boned by a car coming out of a driveway at a wholly inappropriate rate of knots, pushing the Porsche fully off the road and into a hedge

juux@juux· Jul 2

That's it! Yes! It's schism!

Chris Morris in The Day Today's WAR segment, with the text on the screen behind him changed to SCHISM

juux@juux· Jul 2

"tiny"

Inigo Montoya saying "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." in The Princess Bride

juux@juux· Jun 30

lol

Peter Bradshaw Guardian film review screenshot

Citizen Vigilante review - Armie Hammer returns to obliterate the imaginary woke piñata of Europe-stan
★☆☆☆☆
Low-budget film-maker Uwe Boll sets Hammer up for a further fall from grace by *cannibalising* all manner of tired tropes in this incoherent schlocker

juux@juux· Jun 27

I want to see a comic about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident. Not because they know he's Superman but because he's a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can't figure out why their attempts keep failing.

[photo of Christopher Reeve playing Clark Kent]

juux@juux· Jun 27

She’s a beaut

1.3 kg of picanha on a grill. With a temperature probe sticking out of it

juux@juux· Jun 27

ya boy is taking grilling to the next level 😎

Bluetooth temperature sensor app screenshot. My picanha is to get to 55°C, currently at 34°C

juux@juux· Jun 27

Going to pick Mrs J up soon. How’s the car doing?

Car app showing interior is 58°C with an external temp of 40°C

juux@juux· Jun 25

Incredible Dot Cotton mural has appeared in a Welsh village

And what is Dot Cotton doing on a wall in rural
Wales, Pontiets to be precise...anyone know
the answer!! Tufty badge for the winner!
Part of a bigger piece, all will be revealed when it cools down
[Dot Cotton mural]

juux@juux· Jun 22

*5 calls of duty

Smug Pooh

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