J Walker

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J Walker@jwalker· 19d

I've never been prouder to be a Padres fan

A photo of Donald Trump hosting the World Series Champion Dodgers at the White House

J Walker@jwalker· 19d

Barney from The Simpsons standing by a giant spilled bottle of syrup shaped like a woman, saying "It's all happening again!"

J Walker@jwalker· 19d

For those confused:

A post on X from Andrew Tate stating the following:

I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists.

No commissary.
No visits.
No contact with the outside world.

My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

J Walker@jwalker· Jul 10

The comic strip character Pogo sitting on a tree and saying "We have met the enemy and he is us"

J Walker@jwalker· Jun 15

He's morphed into a front-facing Simpsons character

Various horrifying depictions of Simpsons characters as viewed from the infamously unflattering front-facing perspective

J Walker@jwalker· Jun 10

WE HAVE A NEW CAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. WE HAVE A NEW CAT.

J Walker@jwalker· Jun 8

Show him some Lisa Frank products and watch his head explode when he learns they're targeted to children

A bisexually colored Pegasus-style winged horse

J Walker@jwalker· May 23

Star Trek title card shot with the words "The Executive Producer's Thinly Disguised Fetish"

J Walker@jwalker· May 19

Kid's in the hospital for a scheduled procedure. Interesting view from her windows...

J Walker@jwalker· May 2

He still had that by-the-book attitude when he ran the Beverly Hills PD, but rumor has it that he knew when to occasionally stretch the truth in the name of getting the job done.

A scene from the film Beverly Hills Cop in which Lt. Andrew Bogomil of the Beverly Hills Police Department lies his ass off in order to protect Detective Axel Foley of the Detroit Police and two of his own officers.

J Walker@jwalker· Apr 14

Anyone have Nicholas Hammond's contact info?

Peter Parker (played by actor Nicholas Hammond) holds a camera pointing in one direction while looking in another direction.

J Walker@jwalker· Apr 12

A scene from the movie Airplane! in which a doctor from the Mayo clinic is standing in front of shelves filled with mayonnaise jars.

J Walker@jwalker· Apr 9

The character Agnes (aka Agatha Harkness) from Wandavision saying "I actually did bite a kid once"

J Walker@jwalker· Apr 9

News used to be better.

Bill Hader as field reporter Herb Welch smacking his microphone into the face of an interviewee.

J Walker@jwalker· Apr 7

Similar vibe:

A scene from the Star Trek episode Spectre of the Gun in which the away team inspects a seemingly dead body in front of what appears to be scenery for a Western.

J Walker@jwalker· Apr 2

"Well, Zaphod, he's just this guy, you know?"

Gonzo on a soundstage sitting on a canvas-backed director-style chair.

J Walker@jwalker· Mar 21

Rocky 2009(?)-2026 You were the best boy ever. Thank you for filling our lives with joy and love. Rest easy now.

J Walker@jwalker· Mar 12

Thanks, but I really need one that covers the rim of the bowl

A package that reads "Toilet seat covers flushable paper"

J Walker@jwalker· Mar 12

The caption "What what in the butt" surrounds the singer Samwell

J Walker@jwalker· Feb 6

Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only. Samwise

J Walker@jwalker· Jan 23

I swear, every time I look for sewing supplies...

An open can of Royal Dansk cookies actually filled with cookies rather than the sewing supplies usually associated with the container.

J Walker@jwalker· Jan 17

Happy Days had far more interesting and memorable episodes after Fonzie jumped the shark than before he did so, and yet now it's used as a metaphor for a show having peaked and beginning a sharp dropoff in quality. Fight me on this if it makes you feel better, but you know I'm right.

The Happy Days character Fonzie wearing a leather jacket as he finishes a water skiing jump over a shark tank.

J Walker@jwalker· Jan 3

"The Problem We All Live With," Norman Rockwell, 1964

The Norman Rockwell painting "The Problem We All Live With," which features a depiction of Ruby Bridges being walked to school by federal marshals as protestors not depicted throw tomatoes at her. A racial slur is scrawled on the wall behind the girl.

J Walker@jwalker· Dec 14

Two men stand facing each other awkwardly in a low-res picture. The caption reads *glice*

J Walker@jwalker· Dec 9

You will be visited by three spirits

The Marx Brothers Groucho, Chico, and Harpo mugging for the camera.

J Walker@jwalker· Nov 25

Perfect.

David Lynch being interviewed, with the caption "Believe it or not, Eraserhead is my most spiritual film." "Elaborate on that." "No"

J Walker@jwalker· Nov 21

J Walker@jwalker· Nov 13

It has its charms

J Walker@jwalker· Oct 24

What do you do with the mad that you feel? When you feel so mad you could bite? When the whole wide world seems oh, so wrong And nothing you do seems right?

A young Bruce Wayne kneeling by the bodies of his dead parents.

J Walker@jwalker· Oct 23