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j west bennett@jwestbennett· 10h

do you find something… risible? about the name Dickus.. Buttkiss?

Dick Butkus

j west bennett@jwestbennett· 1d

..you’re telling me that CUCAMONGA has been a real place this whole time??

Screenshot of USPS tracking screen with location RANCHO CUCAMONGA

j west bennett@jwestbennett· 1d

what did God mean by this 🤔

From James 5:1-6, New KJV:

Come now, you rich, weep and howl for your miseries that are coming upon you! 2 Your riches lalare corrupted, and your garments are moth-eaten. 3 Your gold and silver are corroded, and their corrosion will be a witness against you and will eat your flesh like fire. You have heaped up treasure in the last days.
4 Indeed the wages of the laborers who mowed your fields, which you kept back by fraud, cry out; and the cries of the reapers have reached the ears of the Lord of Sabaoth. 5 You have lived on the earth in pleasure and luxury; you have Idlfattened your hearts lelas in a day of slaughter. 6 You have condemned, you have murdered the just; he does not resist you.

j west bennett@jwestbennett· 7d

so much for “innocent until proven guilty” 😔

The “defendant summary” button, with the icon being a man in a hamburglar mask

j west bennett@jwestbennett· 10d

sorry I can’t make it, I’m busy today!!

A calendar with time blocks: “ponder the mysteries” “yearning” etc

j west bennett@jwestbennett· 19d

Miller with his tongue out for some reaso

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Jul 12

marxists are well-known for holding a historic beef against the fourth-generation Italian American community of New Jersey

NYPost headline: “Mamdani’s anti-Italian hate is no surprise — it is foundational to his Marxist beliefs.”

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Jul 6

Scooby mask reveal meme:
1. Mask: “Everything’s too expensive!”
2. Reveal: wage stagnation, corporate profiteering, overpaid executives

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Jul 5

boy do I have good news for you!!

A flyer showing creamy cholula sauces

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Jun 14

I LIVED IT:

Reductress screenshot: I LIVED IT

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Jun 4

happy pride

A bumper sticker reads “This car climbed Brokeback Mountain”

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Jun 4

happy pride

Shinji from Evangelion: “I’m coming out as bisexual!”
Asuka: “You like boys??”
Misato: “You like girls??”

j west bennett@jwestbennett· May 12

incredible things are happening on Japanese Bluesky

Original post has an eringi mushroom pack, with one mushroom appearing to have a worried expression. The Japanese text says, “it’s okay, I’m coming to rescue you now.”

The poster then made a drawing of the mushroom making a “D:” face and said, “Enrigi-chan is here”

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Apr 30

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Apr 18

Still from Blue Velvet. Man watering grass gets stung and dies in his picturesque white-picket lawn.

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Apr 11

gonna tell my kids this was Donald Trump

Dennis Hopper as President Koopa in 1993’s super Mario brothers film

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Apr 8

when the opposing chromosomal variant of your dimorphic species carries excess adipose tissue near particular organs and glands

monke with neuron activating

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Apr 8

Photoshop of David Foster Wallace on "Hot Ones" from @missmollymary who says, "just something I've been pondering lately"

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Apr 3

they had to turn the comments off lol

Screenshot of several comments from the linked article cooking the writer

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Mar 29

we don't spend enough on Israel's military

Homer telling Bart "This is the worst day of your life SO FAR"

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Mar 23

Screenshot from tumbler of a badly photoshopped image of Patrick Bateman as a wizard staring at an orb. Text says “let’s ponder Paul Allen’s orb”

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Mar 7

my favorite so far

Prompt: “draw a star like someone who can’t draw anything”
Response: several misshapen stars with the face of a guy struggling to draw

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Mar 6

if we’re being honest, The Divine Comedy is just fan fiction

Dante Alighieri holding his book and saying “nice argument. unfortunately, i wrote a book in which i'm the chad and you burn in hell.”

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Mar 4

it’s giving “Bernard from Day of the Tentacle”

Bernard from Day of the Tentacle

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Mar 4

even as we speak, Ayatollah Khamenei and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!

Homer explaining the machinations of the Ayatollah to Marge

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Mar 2

Screenshot of a tweet showing an image of Coltrane sitting on a stool. Text says “picture: John Coltrane waiting patiently for Cowboy Bebop to invent jazz”

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Feb 28

y’all I’m dying why is this on my grocery store payment screen

A grocery store checkout screen has an AI-generated artwork of Shinji & co from Evangelion browsing groceries

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Feb 26

Al Pacino in Heat saying “Great Ass,” eyes widened and nostrils distended

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Feb 24

these games are getting too damn realistic

A loading screen pro-tip that says “Crimes committed against levers of the higher social classes are punished more severely,” from Kingdom Come Deliverance 2

j west bennett@jwestbennett· Feb 19

Elmo, labeled “Bluesky,” dumps his head into a pile of white powder, labeled “a morsel of elite accountability”