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literal idiot@kaaosa· 24d

literal idiot@kaaosa· 25d

yeah i'm posting my own stupid joke from discord but i was proud of how stupid this one was

"someone": i should rewatch armor of god

me, with a pfp of chaos (hades 2 version, unironic nb goal): dudes will watch ARMOR of god but won't supplicate themselves and express some AMOR of god smh

literal idiot@kaaosa· 26d

literal idiot@kaaosa· 28d

that impossible triangle where the sides are all fucked up but at least this one's purple

literal idiot@kaaosa· Jul 13

I recently started writing down quotes I like in my notes app. gonna be hard to top these two tbh

"The world is cruel enough as it is. Everything that is not love is cowardice." -Flea

"nobody is allowed to have fun in our house besides us" -Marta

literal idiot@kaaosa· Jul 8

this is gonna be one of those games

a window that reads "The secrets of the Al Bhed language are revealed! [ Y > A ]"

literal idiot@kaaosa· Jun 18

that time the museum had a 1:1 scale model of an adult gorilla hand and I joked about how funny it would be if my hand was just as big and then

my hand touching the gorilla hand and the model is still bigger but it's a lot closer than I expected. I'm wearing a bracelet that says "Chicago Illinois" and you can see my Adidas shoes in frame too. the important part is the gorilla hand and mine though so don't lose focus

literal idiot@kaaosa· Mar 22

you cannot convince me that this is interesting by giving me a pop up that says "the free gear your using will be lost and replaced by an identical loadout of free gear if you decide to play this game"

your gear is at risk; you will lose all equipped gear if you exit or disconnect from the game. exfil to retain your gear.

literal idiot@kaaosa· Mar 22

brother you cannot force me to care about this. this is not compelling. i never had any of these items in the first place and there was literally nothing i could have done differently to avoid this result.

literal idiot@kaaosa· Mar 21

hell yeah let's go i am the 1%

screenshot of my march madness bracket (men's basketball) bracket. rank 272,448, 99th pct, 280 pts at the end of round one. arizona is selected to win the whole damn thing

literal idiot@kaaosa· Mar 15

first time ever making pizza. dough was premade, but next time I'm gonna try to make my own

attempt 1: "plain please" (pizza with just sauce and cheese)

attempt 2: pizza with tomato sauce, mozzarella, mushrooms, and olives

attempt 3: sauce, mozzarella, mushroom, olive, pepperoni, basil, and parmesan

attempt 4: tomato sauce, mozzarella, cheddar, shiitake, maitake, anchovy, and a miso-ginger-soy-honey drizzle that I should have used more of

literal idiot@kaaosa· Mar 12

starting to become confident in the kitchen

swordfish steak topped with a sauce made with olive, tomato, garlic, and capers

arugula, red onions, toasted garbanzos covered with some shaved parmesan. there's also a lemon vinaigrette but that's not immediately evident from the photo. it's our little secret

literal idiot@kaaosa· Mar 2

now that my wine is glass-free I can continue with my evening

it's the first page of the first chapter of strange pictures by uketsu. you can't tell but I'm sitting in a comfortable chair

literal idiot@kaaosa· Feb 12

my cooking doesn't look as appetizing but i promise it tasted good (i posted in discord but nobody clapped)

a fried pork chop cut into long strips and an arugula, garbanzo, and red onion salad with some shaved parmeshawn and lemon vinaigrette on a boring white plate.

literal idiot@kaaosa· Jan 3

we are the future, charles, not them! they no longer matter.

literal idiot@kaaosa· Jan 3

while there's no way for the ai summary to be helpful, some users use it (a negative feature) in reverse, say users on bluesky, users on bluesky, and users on bluesky

a google search for "ff14 thumbs down emote" and the resulting ai overview:

Final Fantasy XIV (FFXIV) does not have a specific "Thumbs Down" emote; players often use the existing Thumbs Up emote in reverse or express disapproval through other means like the /disagree or other general emotes, but there isn't a direct negative hand gesture, so players rely on community interpretation or different emotes like /slap for playful negativity.
How Players Show Disapproval:

Using Thumbs Up /disagree: Some players use the /disagree emote or even flip the /thumbsup (which is a positive gesture) to show negative sentiment, although it's not official, say users on Reddit, users on Reddit and users on Reddit.

literal idiot@kaaosa· Jan 2

the bradygames official strategy guide for final fantasy 9 "enhanced by playonline.com"

literal idiot@kaaosa· Nov 10

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS i thought the zoraal ja trial was gonna be the only nod to my favorite last boss ever

literal idiot@kaaosa· Nov 1

egg cooking technique tier list, starting from lowest to highest tier
"why bother" tier: hard scrambled, over hard
"barely edible" tier: century, creamed, over medium
"acceptable" tier: hard boiled, basted
"decent" tier: soft scrambled, quiche, fritata, american omelet, baked, over easy
"i will eat until i die of egg poisoning" tier: coddled, soft boiled, deviled, french omelet, poached, sunny side up

literal idiot@kaaosa· Oct 24

the gang from it's always sunny look at a framed portrait of argath from final fantasy tactics. the subtitle reads, "I've had enough of this dude"

literal idiot@kaaosa· Oct 21

ball x pit instant goty contender

a dialogue box on first launching the full version of ball x pit:
i noticed you played the demo, thanks for buying the full game! i went ahead and transferred your save files from the demo, you should be able to continue from where you left off.

literal idiot@kaaosa· Oct 11

this is disrespectful. just noticed the cup for the tequila slushie I got has a suns logo on it. when was the last time they were in a finals?? #wnba

literal idiot@kaaosa· Oct 9

drake, on losing:

image of vince carter with the quote, "I got one more in me"

literal idiot@kaaosa· Oct 8

i sent these texts immediately in response to one from my wife saying she still feels the fireworks after being together 16 years

a series of text messages all from me:
oh that's good
you know what else is good
[a picture of the ice maker's bucket which is half full of lots of delicious ice (i know it's delicious because i ate an entire scoop of it earlier)]
look at the size of this bucket
I love you more than this ice maker
which is a lot

literal idiot@kaaosa· Sep 29

wishing all the folks who said merc couldn't do it a very "how you doing?" and an extra special "where's your team gonna be on friday?" #wnba

end of the mercury game. center screen reads "finals bound" because they f-wording won

literal idiot@kaaosa· Sep 25

also this is very sad for all involved.

"literal idiot has a big following, bigger than 95% of people on bluesky"

literal idiot@kaaosa· Sep 25

why is a video card categorized as a game review? i don't know, but i guess nothing means anything anymore.

The AMD Radeon RX 6700 XT received a 7/10 from Chris Coke at IGN. This is categorized on their website as a Game Review.

literal idiot@kaaosa· Sep 25

noticed something weird after migrating my account to #blacksky - apparently my region requires several country-specific moderation service to be applied to my account simultaneously?

bluesky moderation services for brazil, russia, turkey, india, and germany are all listed as "required in your region"

literal idiot@kaaosa· Aug 18

is this anything

a man whispers to former "worst president ever" george bush jr., "mr president a third dumb bitch has said exactlyyyy"

literal idiot@kaaosa· Aug 17

this patch is lit. love for top damage as shaman to be pet damage